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Glass Half Full
Glass Half Full
13th January 2006
It may be a while until summer, but at least we can spend it in London.
Monday’s newspapers branded this week ‘officially’ the most depressing of the year, as New Year festivities are forgotten and the world looks forward to another year of work. Five days on, and it hasn’t been a wonderful week, but there’s plenty to get the capital buzzing. In fact, at this slightly impoverished and low key time of year, I feel even luckier than usual to live in London town.
For a start, there’s the sales. I probably shouldn’t go near them after the spending excesses of Christmas, but that doesn’t mean I won’t. This city is crammed with shops and I want everything in them.
Other ways to fight off those winter blues include breaking all your new year resolutions in one night, an option that’s available every night in this city. Those of a healthier persuasion will be hitting the gyms (I can’t believe I renewed that membership again) and looking for ways to combat the lack of light. Personally I’m heading down to the Dana Centre for their ‘light’ exhibition, which has been installed as a tonic against Seasonal Affected Disorder. (SAD)
Next up, Valentines. Not something to get too excited about if you are a single lass like me. Unless I can snag a man before the date, in which case, sushi would suffice, thank you. However, as I’ll probably be flying solo again, it is comforting to find myself in a city that offers hundreds of great alternatives for singletons, from clubbing at The End to pole-dancing and dog racing with friends.
Spring isn’t too far beyond that, and London will once again come into bloom with thousands of outdoor activities. As a cultural capital, nowhere in the world comes close. Personally I like to stroll from Soho to the South Bank, taking in the vile excesses and cultural peaks of the city in one short walk.
Come May, the city really bursts into life with colour. Not only that, but the streets will be eerily free of ploddinh males as the World Cup glues them to their tellies. I always love a good football tournament when the spring exhibitions open, the galleries are so much nicer when relieved of grumpy men.
All in all, as the hangover fades from New Year, there is plenty to look forward to, and many an enticing spot to shelter with friends or shoes or bags.
Right, I’m off to the sales. Now.
Flat Broker
A woman, desperate to sell her north London flat, has decided to give it away in a competition. The one-bedroom apartment in Finchley is being offered as the prize for whoever correctly guesses its value. It costs £2.50 to enter the contest.
Keystage MP3
New owners baffled by the complexities of their MP3 machines can now pay to attend iPod survival sessions at Selfridges. The tutorials, set up in response to consumer demand from children and the over-40s, cost £65 and can be arranged in-store or on a home visit.
RouteKommissar
London Mayor Ken Livingstone is to present the city of Moscow with one of the capital’s iconic Routemaster double-decker buses. The announcement was made at the opening ceremony of the Russian Winter Festival. The traditional Routemaster buses were withdrawn from service in 2005.
2011
| 5th April | Royal Wedding fever strikes London |
| 23rd February | London's deep pockets |
| 17th February | Let the London Games begin |
| 29th January | Olympic no-brainer |
2010
| 23rd December | Snow causes London meltdown |
| 28th November | London's Big Bang for 2011 |
| 21st October | I predict a riot |
| 26th August | The Maddening Rain |
| 26th July | Holmes sweet Holmes |
| 23rd June | Sun shines on London |
| 23rd June | Loving London's Pub Theatres |
| 27th May | The Cameron-Clegg Civil Ceremony |
| 25th May | Budgy Smuggling |
| 27th April | No Fly Zone |
| 26th April | Mi casa es su casa - and Tesco's |
| 29th March | No Third Runway |
| 19th March | It's not a Library |
| 24th February | Bully Tactics at No. 10 |
| 22nd February | Whine connoisseur |
| 26th January | Carbuncle City |
| 20th January | A Laugh a Day... |
| 3rd January | Stalking in Richmond |
2009
| 29th December | Predictions for 2010 |
| 30th November | London 1 Paris 0 |
| 27th November | Mr Benn, The Wombles |
| 26th October | Posties Strike a Chord |
| 26th October | Frieze Still Pleases |
| 26th September | A River Runs Through It |
| 23rd September | Blogging is Best |
| 26th August | When Saturday comes |
| 22nd August | Bring on the Bikes |
| 27th July | Against the Clock |
| 20th July | View for a thrill |
| 18th June | Let Them Eat Cake |
| 16th June | Only Fools And Horses? |
| 26th May | Come Rain Or Shine |
| 18th May | Embarrassing Expenses |
| 27th April | New Designs on Old Fossils |
| 19th April | City Slickers |
| 26th March | Woody Set for Rematch |
| 10th March | Take a Bow, London |
| 18th February | New Photography Laws |
| 12th February | Glitz and the Pitts |
| 27th January | Setting the Standard |
| 21st January | Too Much for Posh Nosh? |
2008
| 23rd December | January is on the Horizon |
| 20th December | Merry Christmas |
| 26th November | All The World's A Stage |
| 20th November | Surviving the Crunch |
| 24th October | Boris v Jingjing |
| 17th October | Soaps in Pole Position |
| 23rd September | Chips too Chavvy for Chelsea |
| 16th September | The London Restaurant Awards |
| 26th August | No Smoking, No Ducks, No Barbecues |
| 20th August | The Olympics |
| 24th July | Sandwiched Out |
| 17th July | The Show Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Lady's on Page 3 |
| 26th June | Love All at Wimbledon |
| 16th June | Miller Puts the Heat on Tennant |
| 27th May | Booze Banned on Buses |
| 20th May | Same Again? |
| 23rd April | By George |
| 11th April | Back to the 80s |
| 28th March | How do You Solve A Problem Like Medea? |
| 20th March | Flight Fantastic |
| 20th February | Dark, Satanic Turnmills |
| 6th February | A Diamond in the Drink |
| 21st January | People Wanted for Plinth |
| 14th January | Boo! Hiss! |
2007
2006
2005
2004
| 30th December | Party Pooper |
| 23rd December | The Second Battle of Trafalgar |
| 16th December | Sadie's Year |
| 28th November | Ripper-Watch |
| 21st November | Kinky Boots |
| 14th November | Smoked out |
| 22nd October | Yuppie Meal |
| 15th October | Fines of Fury |
| 8th October | No Twist in the Turner |
| 17th September | Battleships, bloodsports and Batman |
| 10th September | Clique Week |
| 3rd September | Return of the Bard |
| 20th August | Politics Takes Centre Stage |
| 13th August | Crisis in Theatreland |
| 6th August | Journey's End |
| 23rd July | Healing Waters |
| 16th July | Mandela Statue in Doubt |
| 9th July | From Art to Ashes |
| 2nd July | One Hurdle Nearer to Gold |
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