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No Twist in the Turner
No Twist in the Turner
8th October 2004
A dull year for art's most controversial prize
As an open-minded teenager scouring the world around me for ways to shock and subvert my somewhat mundane existence, the emergence of Hirst and his fellow ‘Britart’ posse was the perfect contentious band wagon for my contemporaries and me to jump on. Rushing to London to gaze upon the entrails of a cow, I hoped to be lifted onto a shiny new plane of artistic being... instead I left the exhibition suppressing feelings of nausea and feeling downright disappointed, reluctantly proceeding to check myself into a much tamer Monet exhibition.
These memories of disenchantment always come flooding back at Turner Prize time, an event that is more mocked than admired. Every year the biggest event in British art’s calendar fuels an aggressive debate over the state of modern art, as winners and losers have courted controversy with their elephant dung, unmade beds and blow-up sex dolls (pictured). This year is no different, despite a notable shift in subject matter. Just as politics appears to be monopolising the London stage, it has also infiltrated artistic circles.
Condemned in the past as inconsequential, needlessly confrontational and self-indulgent, the shortlist for this year’s Turner Prize is dominated by serious artists tackling grave political issues. Jeremy Deller’s work has a certain temperate charm. His video exploration strings together a collection of interviews recorded on a visit to Texas. The documentary talks to an elderly Quaker woman on an anti-Bush rally, a survivor of the Branch Davidian siege at Waco and the owner of the local diner in Crawford, Bush’s home town.
Kutlug Ataman’s piece is a selection of six documentaries featuring six people discussing how they have been reincarted. Primarily, it struck me as a huge cliché and out of place in an art gallery. Indeed, I found myself nervously edging round the walls and diving under awkwardly positioned projector beams in my efforts to reach the exit door. A much more relaxing alternative would be to watch Panorama in the comfort of your own home, since that’s all it amounted to.
Artists Langland and Bell offer a routine examination of post-Taliban Afghanistan, one more suited to the galleries of the Imperial War Museum. They present a digital reconstruction of Bin-Laden’s former remote country gaff in Afghanistan through a succession of photo’s that have been turned into a video-game style virtual tour which visitor’s can navigate with a joystick. The exhibition curator Judith Nesbitt promoted it as ‘taking the adrenaline out of the arcade game’. Adrenaline and drive is exactly what the exhibition is lacking. Perhaps having the odd terrorist to shoot down at Bin Laden’s house would at least give visitors something to engage with.
Finally Shonibare’s offering of western images draped in material that looks African but is in fact Indonesian provides a colourful finale, but its comments on colonialism are insipid and repetitive. It does have the redeeming feature of being pleasant to look at.
This years change in stance could be deemed refreshing and because of that worth a look. The prize is more thought-provoking on a political level than ever before, but not to any hugely compelling purpose. Deller’s work is absorbing and fun, and clearly deserves to win, but only because the competition is so feeble. Indeed it seems the Turner Prize this year has lost its effervescent glow of controversy to a new era of bland politicisation. This year’s focal works wanted to be dynamic and revolutionary but are instead worthy, politically correct and aesthetically banal.
Turner Prize 2004 is on at Tate Britain until 23 December. Tickets available on the door
Horny Man Causes Trouble Online
One of London’s oldest museum’s has run into a spot of bother in cyber space. John Horniman was a Victorian tea merchant, Liberal MP and twice married philanthropist, renowned in his time for good works and obsessive collecting. His remarkable collection of artefacts from around the world was first opened to the public in 1901.
In 2004 however, it would seem that the name ‘Hornimann’ carries very different connotations. Museum staff have discovered that emails bearing his name are blocked by spam filters as porn. Web users attempting to visit the Hornimann’s excellent website have found themselves denied permission, reported to their system administrators or, worst of all, redirected to rather more ‘specialist’ sites.
The name Hornimann has never raised so much as a smile here at LondonTown.com towers. Honest…
Crowds Salute Olympic Parade
Crowds packed the streets of London to salute Britain’s Olympian heroes. Thousands of flags and cheers of admiration greeted the champions as they paraded through the West End. The eighty winning athletes proudly sported their medals as they made their way from Piccadilly to Trafalgar Square aboard five floats. Kelly Holmes and Matthew Pinsent drew the loudest roars from their fervent fans. Kelly came home with two gold medals and Matthew with his fourth consecutive gold. With such success in Athens the International Olympic Committee are hoping the parade has inspired Londoners to back our city’s 2012 Olympic bid.
Gherkin Wins Stirling Prize
Norman Foster’s Swiss Re Tower, or ‘the Gherkin’ as it is affectionately known to Londoners, has scooped the RIBA Stirling Prize for 2004. Derided when it was first proposed, Foster’s tower is the first skyscraper in London to be built in the sculptural mode that is the first signature style of this century.
Built on the site of the Baltic Exchange which was destroyed by the IRA, the Gherkin is a unique and inspiring testament to London’s spirit of optimism and innovation. Even the most skeptical of London residents have warmed to the building, which took shape with surprising speed and now seems to be an integral part of our riverside skyline.
2011
| 5th April | Royal Wedding fever strikes London |
| 23rd February | London's deep pockets |
| 17th February | Let the London Games begin |
| 29th January | Olympic no-brainer |
2010
| 23rd December | Snow causes London meltdown |
| 28th November | London's Big Bang for 2011 |
| 21st October | I predict a riot |
| 26th August | The Maddening Rain |
| 26th July | Holmes sweet Holmes |
| 23rd June | Sun shines on London |
| 23rd June | Loving London's Pub Theatres |
| 27th May | The Cameron-Clegg Civil Ceremony |
| 25th May | Budgy Smuggling |
| 27th April | No Fly Zone |
| 26th April | Mi casa es su casa - and Tesco's |
| 29th March | No Third Runway |
| 19th March | It's not a Library |
| 24th February | Bully Tactics at No. 10 |
| 22nd February | Whine connoisseur |
| 26th January | Carbuncle City |
| 20th January | A Laugh a Day... |
| 3rd January | Stalking in Richmond |
2009
| 29th December | Predictions for 2010 |
| 30th November | London 1 Paris 0 |
| 27th November | Mr Benn, The Wombles |
| 26th October | Posties Strike a Chord |
| 26th October | Frieze Still Pleases |
| 26th September | A River Runs Through It |
| 23rd September | Blogging is Best |
| 26th August | When Saturday comes |
| 22nd August | Bring on the Bikes |
| 27th July | Against the Clock |
| 20th July | View for a thrill |
| 18th June | Let Them Eat Cake |
| 16th June | Only Fools And Horses? |
| 26th May | Come Rain Or Shine |
| 18th May | Embarrassing Expenses |
| 27th April | New Designs on Old Fossils |
| 19th April | City Slickers |
| 26th March | Woody Set for Rematch |
| 10th March | Take a Bow, London |
| 18th February | New Photography Laws |
| 12th February | Glitz and the Pitts |
| 27th January | Setting the Standard |
| 21st January | Too Much for Posh Nosh? |
2008
| 23rd December | January is on the Horizon |
| 20th December | Merry Christmas |
| 26th November | All The World's A Stage |
| 20th November | Surviving the Crunch |
| 24th October | Boris v Jingjing |
| 17th October | Soaps in Pole Position |
| 23rd September | Chips too Chavvy for Chelsea |
| 16th September | The London Restaurant Awards |
| 26th August | No Smoking, No Ducks, No Barbecues |
| 20th August | The Olympics |
| 24th July | Sandwiched Out |
| 17th July | The Show Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Lady's on Page 3 |
| 26th June | Love All at Wimbledon |
| 16th June | Miller Puts the Heat on Tennant |
| 27th May | Booze Banned on Buses |
| 20th May | Same Again? |
| 23rd April | By George |
| 11th April | Back to the 80s |
| 28th March | How do You Solve A Problem Like Medea? |
| 20th March | Flight Fantastic |
| 20th February | Dark, Satanic Turnmills |
| 6th February | A Diamond in the Drink |
| 21st January | People Wanted for Plinth |
| 14th January | Boo! Hiss! |
2007
2006
2005
2004
| 30th December | Party Pooper |
| 23rd December | The Second Battle of Trafalgar |
| 16th December | Sadie's Year |
| 28th November | Ripper-Watch |
| 21st November | Kinky Boots |
| 14th November | Smoked out |
| 22nd October | Yuppie Meal |
| 15th October | Fines of Fury |
| 8th October | No Twist in the Turner |
| 17th September | Battleships, bloodsports and Batman |
| 10th September | Clique Week |
| 3rd September | Return of the Bard |
| 20th August | Politics Takes Centre Stage |
| 13th August | Crisis in Theatreland |
| 6th August | Journey's End |
| 23rd July | Healing Waters |
| 16th July | Mandela Statue in Doubt |
| 9th July | From Art to Ashes |
| 2nd July | One Hurdle Nearer to Gold |
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