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Ripper-Watch
28th November 2004
The romance of London's mythical murderer
Cemetery tours, ghost hunts, the London Dungeons, Jack the Ripper pub tours – tourism in London is specially geared to all things gruesome. Just as visitors are whipped round the iconic London buildings such as Big Ben and Buckingham Palace, they are also herded round the East End’s grimmest murder sites while a tour guide dances about in front firing grisly facts at them and some out-of-work actors 'recreate' Victorian street life by donning cloaks and dodgy cockney accents.
The legend of Jack the Ripper is the very foundation of London's morbid tourist market. Jack the Ripper walking tours, Jack the Ripper coach tours, Jack the Ripper posters, t-shirts, pencils, comics, books, films… And now we have a new bit of evidence to keep pseudo-intellectuals across the globe fanatical in their Rippermania. The scientific analysis of a scratched 18ct gold pocket-watch, belonging to James Maybrick, a respectable Liverpool cotton merchant, shows that the scratched initials of five Ripper victims as well as the oh so mysterious words "I am Jack" are over 100 years old. However tenuous, people are excitedly prattling on about the final piece in the jigsaw.
"Ripperology" is, staggeringly enough, an official scientific term. No doubt a whole new encyclopaedia of "Ripperature" can now be written on the back of this recent discovery. Like all good conspiracy theories the Ripper mystery is shrouded in controversy, hoax diaries, destroyed files, shamed Royals and contentious debates. Mostly, however, it is a magnet for people who’ve read one too many Agatha Christie novels, and have convinced themselves that they have the Poirot-like skills to find a solution from century-old evidence. Crime writer, Patricia Cornwell surpassed all other Ripperologists in her quest for the truth, when she spent $6m researching a book in which she named the British artist Walter Sickert as the Ripper. She even mutilated a Sickert painting in a bid to prove her theory. Six million dollars later and the world now bereft of a fine work of art, her theory (published under the title 'Jack the riper: Case Closed') has been dismissed and the Ripperologists battle on.
Based on real events, the Ripper myth has become a manufactured and marketable product. The tourists continue to file off coaches and traipse across Whitechapel to stare at an area of concrete famed to be Murder Site No.2, before moving on to an equally compelling piece of pavement that is Murder Site No.3. A few slightly more enterprising tours stop for a pint at every pub that’s ever been connected with the story. The sight of 200 Americans stampeding down the street to gaze at the cobbles outside your front door would be understandably intimidating. In 2001, the friendly cockney residents attempted to disperse the crowds by throwing eggs at tour parties, but this had little impact. Visitors continue to flock to the East End in their thousands from dawn till dusk, day in day out.
A collective sulk
Handbags at ten paces in the artworld this week as Charles Saatchi feels left out of the fashionable rush to donate works to the Tate. Possibly put out by the column inches devoted to this cause, Sir Charles Saatchi has announced that he offered a substantial chunk of his collection to Sir Nicholas Serota, only to have it rejected. Saatchi’s gift, which would have included Damien Hirst’s shark and Tracey Emin’s bed, was rejected because of a lack of space. He pronounced himself glad that the offer was rejected in the end, as he wouldn’t want to have to visit the Tate to see his work. Ooooh.
Not to be outdone, Sir Nicholas Serota countered that he understood why Saatchi had wanted to get his work out of ‘gloomy’ County Hall, but had been unable to accomodate him due to the cost and slow pace of refurbishment.
Record times for Olympic travel
Lord Coe’s dream of bringing the Olympic Games to London in 2012 came a step closer this month with the team behind the bid delivering their proposal to the IOC. One of its cornerstone policies is the transport development infrastructure that will be implemented. It is intended that there will be a high-speed bullet train connecting central London with the Olympic village. The journey is estimated at seven minutes. With this, and the extension of several tube and rail-lines, the proposal says that "London 2012 will be the best-connected Games ever – one train every 15 seconds".
Autumnal Auction Action
More than half a billion dollars worth of painting and sculptures went on sale this week at Sotheby’s and Christie’s annual autumn sales. A $25m Modigliani and $15m canvasses by Monet, Van Gogh and Warhol are all up for sale, along with a 1904 Monet depicting the Houses of Parliament which has never been sold before and could fetch $18 million.
According to the auctioneers, the huge volumes of art on sale indicate a ‘bull market’ in art which buyers are keen to exploit – in other words, prices are over-inflated and a slow-down is around the corner, so this is a good time to sell at the top of the market. This truism will probably not affect sales. Rather the impatient nature of art collectors should see new records set in a pre-Christmas buying frenzy.
2011
| 5th April | Royal Wedding fever strikes London |
| 23rd February | London's deep pockets |
| 17th February | Let the London Games begin |
| 29th January | Olympic no-brainer |
2010
| 23rd December | Snow causes London meltdown |
| 28th November | London's Big Bang for 2011 |
| 21st October | I predict a riot |
| 26th August | The Maddening Rain |
| 26th July | Holmes sweet Holmes |
| 23rd June | Sun shines on London |
| 23rd June | Loving London's Pub Theatres |
| 27th May | The Cameron-Clegg Civil Ceremony |
| 25th May | Budgy Smuggling |
| 27th April | No Fly Zone |
| 26th April | Mi casa es su casa - and Tesco's |
| 29th March | No Third Runway |
| 19th March | It's not a Library |
| 24th February | Bully Tactics at No. 10 |
| 22nd February | Whine connoisseur |
| 26th January | Carbuncle City |
| 20th January | A Laugh a Day... |
| 3rd January | Stalking in Richmond |
2009
| 29th December | Predictions for 2010 |
| 30th November | London 1 Paris 0 |
| 27th November | Mr Benn, The Wombles |
| 26th October | Posties Strike a Chord |
| 26th October | Frieze Still Pleases |
| 26th September | A River Runs Through It |
| 23rd September | Blogging is Best |
| 26th August | When Saturday comes |
| 22nd August | Bring on the Bikes |
| 27th July | Against the Clock |
| 20th July | View for a thrill |
| 18th June | Let Them Eat Cake |
| 16th June | Only Fools And Horses? |
| 26th May | Come Rain Or Shine |
| 18th May | Embarrassing Expenses |
| 27th April | New Designs on Old Fossils |
| 19th April | City Slickers |
| 26th March | Woody Set for Rematch |
| 10th March | Take a Bow, London |
| 18th February | New Photography Laws |
| 12th February | Glitz and the Pitts |
| 27th January | Setting the Standard |
| 21st January | Too Much for Posh Nosh? |
2008
| 23rd December | January is on the Horizon |
| 20th December | Merry Christmas |
| 26th November | All The World's A Stage |
| 20th November | Surviving the Crunch |
| 24th October | Boris v Jingjing |
| 17th October | Soaps in Pole Position |
| 23rd September | Chips too Chavvy for Chelsea |
| 16th September | The London Restaurant Awards |
| 26th August | No Smoking, No Ducks, No Barbecues |
| 20th August | The Olympics |
| 24th July | Sandwiched Out |
| 17th July | The Show Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Lady's on Page 3 |
| 26th June | Love All at Wimbledon |
| 16th June | Miller Puts the Heat on Tennant |
| 27th May | Booze Banned on Buses |
| 20th May | Same Again? |
| 23rd April | By George |
| 11th April | Back to the 80s |
| 28th March | How do You Solve A Problem Like Medea? |
| 20th March | Flight Fantastic |
| 20th February | Dark, Satanic Turnmills |
| 6th February | A Diamond in the Drink |
| 21st January | People Wanted for Plinth |
| 14th January | Boo! Hiss! |
2007
2006
2005
2004
| 30th December | Party Pooper |
| 23rd December | The Second Battle of Trafalgar |
| 16th December | Sadie's Year |
| 28th November | Ripper-Watch |
| 21st November | Kinky Boots |
| 14th November | Smoked out |
| 22nd October | Yuppie Meal |
| 15th October | Fines of Fury |
| 8th October | No Twist in the Turner |
| 17th September | Battleships, bloodsports and Batman |
| 10th September | Clique Week |
| 3rd September | Return of the Bard |
| 20th August | Politics Takes Centre Stage |
| 13th August | Crisis in Theatreland |
| 6th August | Journey's End |
| 23rd July | Healing Waters |
| 16th July | Mandela Statue in Doubt |
| 9th July | From Art to Ashes |
| 2nd July | One Hurdle Nearer to Gold |
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