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28th January 2005
Why there's nothing better than Valentine's Day
It’s another year and another Valentine’s Day and, yes dear readers, I am still single. But this year’s Valentine vacuum will not be getting in the way of my fun (last year's speed-dating fiasco will NOT be repeated. Don't ask. Really don't.) and I have decided to head out with some other London ladies for a night tottering around the streets of Soho. This year, it appears that the clubs and pubs of London are finally going to look after us single types. No longer are we forced to go into hiding on V-Day while our coupled-up colleagues flaunt their double dating fun in our faces. Already I've been bombarded with offers for singles salsa nights, Anne Summers' parties and (shudder) 'Ladies Drink Free' club nights. Still, having the choices is what matters and Blockbuster and Victoria Wines won’t be on my Valentine's visit list this year.
In fact, I look forward to spending Valentine’s Day with my friends now. I would much rather go out for a giggle with the girls than linger over a wildly overpriced meal (he'll pay, but he'll make damn sure you know about it), feeling obliged to share my innermost feelings in a restaurant full of couples doing precisely the same thing.
We live in the most exciting city in the world - whatever the Sex and the City girls might think, New York doesn't even come close - and if there's one time you're sure to enjoy it, it's when you're single on Valentine's. All those self-absorbed couples are off together, and we're spared their endless conversations about house prices and wallpaper patterns. For us there's art, music and theatre in the evening, and as night falls we can slip into the beautiful things we bought in the sales, strap on our highest heels and turn Valentine's into the best weeknight party of the year.
Buy the London Eye for £200
Monopoly has had a modern refit for the first time in its long history in a new limited-edition out next month. New landmarks replacing utilities, include the London Eye and Wembley Stadium, while the train stations go out in favour of London’s four airports. (Can you name them?). ‘Go To Jail’ stays, as do Community Chest and Chance, although you now have a chance of winning the lottery or paying the Congestion Charge!
Sean 'Luvvie' Coombs
It is rumoured that one of the potential investors interested in Andrew Lloyd Webber’s theatre sell off is the rap star Sean 'P Diddy' Coombes. So far, he has not revealed what he would intend to do with a West End theatre, but we're hoping to see productions of Bling Lear, It's Yo' Birthday Party and maybe even some Hip-Hopera. Sadly, given his experience in the night club industry, it is widely expected that, were he to buy a theatre, it would be turned into a clubbing venue.
More Tea Clipper?
One of London’s finest ships was saved this month by a lottery grant. The Cutty Sark, built in 1869, is the oldest surviving tea clipper. Experts estimated that the ship would only be able to remain open for another two years because of severe rusting in the hull. The grant means that the Cutty Sark will be preserved for future generations by suspending it in a Kevlar web, therefore taking the stress of the hull.
2011
| 5th April | Royal Wedding fever strikes London |
| 23rd February | London's deep pockets |
| 17th February | Let the London Games begin |
| 29th January | Olympic no-brainer |
2010
| 23rd December | Snow causes London meltdown |
| 28th November | London's Big Bang for 2011 |
| 21st October | I predict a riot |
| 26th August | The Maddening Rain |
| 26th July | Holmes sweet Holmes |
| 23rd June | Sun shines on London |
| 23rd June | Loving London's Pub Theatres |
| 27th May | The Cameron-Clegg Civil Ceremony |
| 25th May | Budgy Smuggling |
| 27th April | No Fly Zone |
| 26th April | Mi casa es su casa - and Tesco's |
| 29th March | No Third Runway |
| 19th March | It's not a Library |
| 24th February | Bully Tactics at No. 10 |
| 22nd February | Whine connoisseur |
| 26th January | Carbuncle City |
| 20th January | A Laugh a Day... |
| 3rd January | Stalking in Richmond |
2009
| 29th December | Predictions for 2010 |
| 30th November | London 1 Paris 0 |
| 27th November | Mr Benn, The Wombles |
| 26th October | Posties Strike a Chord |
| 26th October | Frieze Still Pleases |
| 26th September | A River Runs Through It |
| 23rd September | Blogging is Best |
| 26th August | When Saturday comes |
| 22nd August | Bring on the Bikes |
| 27th July | Against the Clock |
| 20th July | View for a thrill |
| 18th June | Let Them Eat Cake |
| 16th June | Only Fools And Horses? |
| 26th May | Come Rain Or Shine |
| 18th May | Embarrassing Expenses |
| 27th April | New Designs on Old Fossils |
| 19th April | City Slickers |
| 26th March | Woody Set for Rematch |
| 10th March | Take a Bow, London |
| 18th February | New Photography Laws |
| 12th February | Glitz and the Pitts |
| 27th January | Setting the Standard |
| 21st January | Too Much for Posh Nosh? |
2008
| 23rd December | January is on the Horizon |
| 20th December | Merry Christmas |
| 26th November | All The World's A Stage |
| 20th November | Surviving the Crunch |
| 24th October | Boris v Jingjing |
| 17th October | Soaps in Pole Position |
| 23rd September | Chips too Chavvy for Chelsea |
| 16th September | The London Restaurant Awards |
| 26th August | No Smoking, No Ducks, No Barbecues |
| 20th August | The Olympics |
| 24th July | Sandwiched Out |
| 17th July | The Show Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Lady's on Page 3 |
| 26th June | Love All at Wimbledon |
| 16th June | Miller Puts the Heat on Tennant |
| 27th May | Booze Banned on Buses |
| 20th May | Same Again? |
| 23rd April | By George |
| 11th April | Back to the 80s |
| 28th March | How do You Solve A Problem Like Medea? |
| 20th March | Flight Fantastic |
| 20th February | Dark, Satanic Turnmills |
| 6th February | A Diamond in the Drink |
| 21st January | People Wanted for Plinth |
| 14th January | Boo! Hiss! |
2007
2006
2005
2004
| 30th December | Party Pooper |
| 23rd December | The Second Battle of Trafalgar |
| 16th December | Sadie's Year |
| 28th November | Ripper-Watch |
| 21st November | Kinky Boots |
| 14th November | Smoked out |
| 22nd October | Yuppie Meal |
| 15th October | Fines of Fury |
| 8th October | No Twist in the Turner |
| 17th September | Battleships, bloodsports and Batman |
| 10th September | Clique Week |
| 3rd September | Return of the Bard |
| 20th August | Politics Takes Centre Stage |
| 13th August | Crisis in Theatreland |
| 6th August | Journey's End |
| 23rd July | Healing Waters |
| 16th July | Mandela Statue in Doubt |
| 9th July | From Art to Ashes |
| 2nd July | One Hurdle Nearer to Gold |
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