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The Triumph of the Ordinary
The Triumph of the Ordinary
14th January 2005
Less Sensation in Saatchi's New Show
I cannot help but be profoundly sceptical of anyone who so ostentatiously brands their new exhibition ‘The Triumph of Painting’. Saatchi’s ‘Sensation’ turned out to be everything the title promised, creating a national debate about Art for the first time in a century, but ‘The Triumph of Painting’? Surely that’s a phrase that begs to be shot down.
Still, I skipped into his exhibition with high hopes, hoping that on this occasion our most celebrated collector had thrown his Britart toys out of the pram and had opted for the time-honoured tradition of applying ordinary paint to equally ordinary canvas. Whilst Tracey Emin was off camping and Damien Hirst was indulging in a spot of fishing these six exhibited artists were working hard armed with only a paintbrush and a blank canvas.
We all know Saatchi loves to shock, but the only shocking element of the new exhibition at the Saatchi Gallery is how often it sticks to traditional artistic values. On arrival at the show you find yourself face to face with Peter Doig’s gentle watery sunlights and pine forests. Despite Doig’s tameness, I really found myself carried away by his mournful Canadian narratives. A positive start.
Martin Kippenberger’s paintings scream energetic rebellion, however in this particular exhibition they did feel a little cramped. His amusing self-portrait confirmed that men who drink too much beer shouldn’t pose in their undies. I may have seen Lord of the Rings too many times but the cavernous backdrops of Immendorf’s garish political pieces reminded me of Peter Jackson’s Mordor. I half expected to see Elijah Wood in one corner looking pained, scrambling up a volcano, clutching his blessed ring.
Hermann Nitsch’s splatterfest. comprised a series of huge canvasses vehemently attacked with red paint. Nitsch is a painter notorious for farcical acts involving blood and gore. Spectacular, but a little repetitive. There was something genuinely haunting about Marlene Dumas’s images of isolated human figures. Perhaps it’s because of the current Holocaust anniversary but the prepubescent kids lined up butt naked had some nasty undertones that sent a shiver down my spine.
Alongside Peter Doig, Luc Tuymans has produced the most compelling work. He steals snatches of memory and half-remembers them on canvas as if refracted through film. These are stark, sinister paintings, and far subtler than the likes of Nitsch or Immendorff.
Although there is much to recommend it, this exhibition is not an ‘event’ the way Sensation was, however hard it tries. Like Saatchi’s previous shows, this display of personal taste and tremendous wealth is likely to divide opinion. Maybe we should give ole’ Mr Saatchi a break and allow him some credit for so courageously exposing his collection to both the inevitably carping critics and the public. Do not be prepared for any shift from the challenging, though. ‘The Triumph of Painting’ is full of tough, conceptual work.
The good news (or maybe the bad) is that this current exhibition is only ‘The Triumph of Painting: Part One’. There’s plenty more to come.
Nice to IOC You
The International Olympic Committee is supposed to take into account public support for the 2012 Olympics in their assesment of our bid, but when they visit London this month they are not scheduled to meet any members of the public. Too busy having lunch with the great and the good, presumably. If you do see them, give a cheery wave! A fiver tucked into their top pockets probably wouldn’t go amiss either.
Pay to Party
New licensing laws to be introduced next year may require outside performances, for more than 5000 people, to make a one-off payment of between £1000 and £64,000 to the local council, on top of the license fee they already pay. Though aimed at the proliferation of boozy open air gigs and parties, organisers are worried that this may damage charity and theatre events.
What the Dickens?
In a recent poll Londoners have revealed that their favourite book is Martin Amis’ London Fields. Charles Dickens’ Our Mutual Friend came second and the A to Z came fourth, beating such literary classics as Mrs Dalloway and Vile Bodies.
2011
| 5th April | Royal Wedding fever strikes London |
| 23rd February | London's deep pockets |
| 17th February | Let the London Games begin |
| 29th January | Olympic no-brainer |
2010
| 23rd December | Snow causes London meltdown |
| 28th November | London's Big Bang for 2011 |
| 21st October | I predict a riot |
| 26th August | The Maddening Rain |
| 26th July | Holmes sweet Holmes |
| 23rd June | Sun shines on London |
| 23rd June | Loving London's Pub Theatres |
| 27th May | The Cameron-Clegg Civil Ceremony |
| 25th May | Budgy Smuggling |
| 27th April | No Fly Zone |
| 26th April | Mi casa es su casa - and Tesco's |
| 29th March | No Third Runway |
| 19th March | It's not a Library |
| 24th February | Bully Tactics at No. 10 |
| 22nd February | Whine connoisseur |
| 26th January | Carbuncle City |
| 20th January | A Laugh a Day... |
| 3rd January | Stalking in Richmond |
2009
| 29th December | Predictions for 2010 |
| 30th November | London 1 Paris 0 |
| 27th November | Mr Benn, The Wombles |
| 26th October | Posties Strike a Chord |
| 26th October | Frieze Still Pleases |
| 26th September | A River Runs Through It |
| 23rd September | Blogging is Best |
| 26th August | When Saturday comes |
| 22nd August | Bring on the Bikes |
| 27th July | Against the Clock |
| 20th July | View for a thrill |
| 18th June | Let Them Eat Cake |
| 16th June | Only Fools And Horses? |
| 26th May | Come Rain Or Shine |
| 18th May | Embarrassing Expenses |
| 27th April | New Designs on Old Fossils |
| 19th April | City Slickers |
| 26th March | Woody Set for Rematch |
| 10th March | Take a Bow, London |
| 18th February | New Photography Laws |
| 12th February | Glitz and the Pitts |
| 27th January | Setting the Standard |
| 21st January | Too Much for Posh Nosh? |
2008
| 23rd December | January is on the Horizon |
| 20th December | Merry Christmas |
| 26th November | All The World's A Stage |
| 20th November | Surviving the Crunch |
| 24th October | Boris v Jingjing |
| 17th October | Soaps in Pole Position |
| 23rd September | Chips too Chavvy for Chelsea |
| 16th September | The London Restaurant Awards |
| 26th August | No Smoking, No Ducks, No Barbecues |
| 20th August | The Olympics |
| 24th July | Sandwiched Out |
| 17th July | The Show Ain't Over 'Til the Fat Lady's on Page 3 |
| 26th June | Love All at Wimbledon |
| 16th June | Miller Puts the Heat on Tennant |
| 27th May | Booze Banned on Buses |
| 20th May | Same Again? |
| 23rd April | By George |
| 11th April | Back to the 80s |
| 28th March | How do You Solve A Problem Like Medea? |
| 20th March | Flight Fantastic |
| 20th February | Dark, Satanic Turnmills |
| 6th February | A Diamond in the Drink |
| 21st January | People Wanted for Plinth |
| 14th January | Boo! Hiss! |
2007
2006
2005
2004
| 30th December | Party Pooper |
| 23rd December | The Second Battle of Trafalgar |
| 16th December | Sadie's Year |
| 28th November | Ripper-Watch |
| 21st November | Kinky Boots |
| 14th November | Smoked out |
| 22nd October | Yuppie Meal |
| 15th October | Fines of Fury |
| 8th October | No Twist in the Turner |
| 17th September | Battleships, bloodsports and Batman |
| 10th September | Clique Week |
| 3rd September | Return of the Bard |
| 20th August | Politics Takes Centre Stage |
| 13th August | Crisis in Theatreland |
| 6th August | Journey's End |
| 23rd July | Healing Waters |
| 16th July | Mandela Statue in Doubt |
| 9th July | From Art to Ashes |
| 2nd July | One Hurdle Nearer to Gold |
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