Jack Off The Beanstalk  

 
 

THIS EVENT ENDED ON THE 5TH JANUARY 2014

ADDRESS
, Arch 17, Lambeth, Miles Street, London SW8 1RZ
 
 
Dates:
  until 
 
OPENING TIMES
From Nov 29, Tue-Sat 7.30pm, Sun 6pm, mats Sat 3.30pm, Sun 2pm (press night Dec 4), ends Jan 5
 
PRICES
Nov 29 and 30, Dec 1-3 previews £12, Dec 4 £22 includes interval drink, programme and party, Dec 5-31, Jan 1-5 £18
 

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Jack off the Beanstalk by Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper, Above the Stag's celebrated annual adult panto, is very much a panto for adults only - with cross-dressing and drug scandal thrown in. In Upper Jumper, a not-very friendly Yorkshire village, Jack Trott and his mum have had to sell their cow named Kylie, for a handful of beans. Lord Fleshcreep wants to evict them, to stage a festival on the farm. A television talent-show performer, Cillian O'Connell hides out after a drug scandal and maybe, he can give love before Fleshcreep gets his hands on Jack's beans.

 

About Above The Stag Theatre

Above the Stag Theatre, one of London's most successful small theatres, re-opens in a brand new venue on 29th November 2013, in a renovated railway arch in Vauxhall. Homeless for 18 months when its original home, a converted function room above a pub in Victoria, was bulldozed, Peter Bull's fringe theatre opens in its new Vauxhall premises with its infamous annual adult pantomime. More about Above The Stag Theatre


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Underground Stations

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Vauxhall Tube Station
 
5 minutes walk
 
Oval Tube Station
 
10 minutes walk
 
Railway Stations

Railway Stations

 
Vauxhall Railway Station
 
4 minutes walk
 
 
 
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Car Parks

 
Elephant and Castle NCP
 
26 minutes walk
 
Library Street NCP
 
29 minutes walk
 
 
 
 

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