Jack Off The Beanstalk  

 
 

THIS EVENT ENDED ON THE 5TH JANUARY 2014

ADDRESS
, Arch 17, Lambeth, Miles Street, London SW8 1RZ
 
 
Dates:
  until 
 
OPENING TIMES
From Nov 29, Tue-Sat 7.30pm, Sun 6pm, mats Sat 3.30pm, Sun 2pm (press night Dec 4), ends Jan 5
 
PRICES
Nov 29 and 30, Dec 1-3 previews £12, Dec 4 £22 includes interval drink, programme and party, Dec 5-31, Jan 1-5 £18
 

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Jack off the Beanstalk by Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper, Above the Stag's celebrated annual adult panto, is very much a panto for adults only - with cross-dressing and drug scandal thrown in. In Upper Jumper, a not-very friendly Yorkshire village, Jack Trott and his mum have had to sell their cow named Kylie, for a handful of beans. Lord Fleshcreep wants to evict them, to stage a festival on the farm. A television talent-show performer, Cillian O'Connell hides out after a drug scandal and maybe, he can give love before Fleshcreep gets his hands on Jack's beans.

 

About Above The Stag Theatre

Above the Stag Theatre, one of London's most successful small theatres, re-opens in a brand new venue on 29th November 2013, in a renovated railway arch in Vauxhall. Homeless for 18 months when its original home, a converted function room above a pub in Victoria, was bulldozed, Peter Bull's fringe theatre opens in its new Vauxhall premises with its infamous annual adult pantomime. More about Above The Stag Theatre


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Underground Stations

Underground Stations

 
Vauxhall Tube Station
 
5 minutes walk
 
Oval Tube Station
 
10 minutes walk
 
Railway Stations

Railway Stations

 
Vauxhall Railway Station
 
4 minutes walk
 
 
 
Car Parks

Car Parks

 
Elephant and Castle NCP
 
26 minutes walk
 
Library Street NCP
 
29 minutes walk
 
 
 
 

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87 South Lambeth Road, SW8 | 3 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
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London > Events > Theatre  Dates: 7th September to 9th October 2016 - Various Times
Jack Off The Beanstalk, Arch 17, Miles Street, SW8 | Same location as Jack Off The Beanstalk
Seven gay friends play a game called fact or fantasy. As clothes are shed, so too are their inhibitions in a London version of David Dillon's ...More
 
 
 
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Hayley And Me By Kate O'Donnell
London > Events > Theatre  Dates: Tuesday 27th September 2016 - 7.30pm
Jack Off The Beanstalk, 372 Kennington Lane, SE11 | 7 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
O'Donnell's cabaret show explores the Coronation Street storylines of Hayley Cropper and how they relate to the playwright's own personal journey, including music from the era....More
 
 
 
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Sunday Social At The RVT
London > Events > Clubbing and Nightlife  Dates: 7th August to 30th September 2016
Jack Off The Beanstalk, 372 Kennington Lane, SE11 | 7 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
An evening of cabaret, plus commercial, pop and dance hits courtesy of DJs Liam Chaplin Simon Le Vans and Sean Sirrs....More
 
 
 
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South Lambeth Place, Lambeth, London SW8 | 4 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
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Market Towers, 1 Nine Elms Lane, Battersea, London SW8 | 3 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
Embassy Gardens, a new-build neighbourhood in Nine Elms on the South Bank, takes design inspiration from the Meatpacking District of New York with floor to ceiling ... More
 
 
 
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Market Towers, 1 Nine Elms Lane, Battersea, London SW8 | 3 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
A stunning outdoor Sky Pool links two residential buildings in the Embassy Gardens development, a new neighbourhood in Nine Elms near Battersea Park. High up on ... More
 
 
 
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30 Wandsworth Road, Battersea, London SW8 | 3 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
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Goedhuis & Co
London > Shopping > Wine Merchants
6 Rudolf Place, Miles Street, Lambeth, London SW8 | 1 minute from Jack Off The Beanstalk
Minimum order is 3 cases. Specialising mainly in Bordeaux and Burgundy ... More
 
 
 
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Railway arches 47b & 47c, South Lambeth Road, Fitzrovia, London SW8 | 1 minute from Jack Off The Beanstalk
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Lassco House & Garden
London > Shopping > House and Garden
Brunswick House, 30 Wandsworth Road, Vauxhall, Battersea, London SW8 | 3 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
Architectural salvage produces the most gloriously mismatched collection of pieces, all housed in this disused church. Stock changes constantly; look for anything from stuffed animals to ... More
 
 
 
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51A South Lambeth Road, Lambeth, London SW8 | 1 minute from Jack Off The Beanstalk
Indian/South Asian Cuisine... More
 
 
 
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Brunswick House
London > Restaurants > British restaurants
30 Wandsworth Road, Battersea, London SW8 | 3 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
An elegant Georgian mansion "oddly marooned among the urban ugliness of the Vauxhall gyratory system" (Marina O'Loughlin, The Guardian), Brunswick House is home to the architectural ... More
 
 
 
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Bar Estrela
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111 South Lambeth Road, Lambeth, London SW8 | 5 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
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323 Kennington Lane, Kennington, London SE11 | 6 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
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Lawn Lane, Kennington, London SW8 | 3 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
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17b (Unit 20d) St George Wharf, Bankside, London SW8 | 4 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
Float your cares away in ten inches of super-saturated salt solution, the only situation where your body is completely free from gravity. It's like being an ... More
 
 
 
Harleyford Road Community Garden
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The Fentiman Arms
London > Restaurants > Gastropub
64 Fentiman Road, Kennington, London SW8 | 6 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
The Fentiman Arms is a special pub in Lambeth a cricket ball's throw way from The Oval. They have a lovely wild garden out the back, ... More
 
 
 
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Nine Elms Tavern
London > Nightlife > Pubs
Riverlight Quay, Nine Elms Lane, SW8 | 10 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
On Riverlight Quay near Battersea Power Station stands Young's pub Nine Elms Tavern, named after the neighbourhood created by the regeneration ... More
 
 
 
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Greenwood
London > Nightlife > Pubs
Buckingham Palace Road, SW1W | 25 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
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Renaissance Rooms
London > Nightlife > Nightclubs
Opposite Arch 8 Arches, Miles Street, Lambeth, London SW8 | Same location as Jack Off The Beanstalk
An enormous and almost completely unadorned one-room warehouse club that was originally intended to slot neatly into Vauxhall's gay/rave scene. The terrible acoustic proved rather limiting ... More
 
 
 
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Mayfair Works, Off Miles Street, Lambeth, London SW8 | 1 minute from Jack Off The Beanstalk
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South Lambeth Road, Vauxhall, Lambeth, London SW8 | 2 minutes from Jack Off The Beanstalk
London's biggest and best gay venue, Fire hosts a cluster of different club nights including more and more straight-friendly one-off parties over the weekends. Newly redesigned ... More
 
 
 

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