Imagine you're an Irishman working in a restaurant in the States alongside an African-American waitress and a Jewish waiter, and you saw a sign up in the manager's office saying: "No Blacks. No Jews. No Dogs. No Irish. All Welcome." You'd certainly wonder what happened to the dog, that's for sure. This apparently true scenario is the starting point of the Irishman in question Keith Farnan's critically acclaimed Edinburgh 2009 show, which starts a four-night run at the Soho Theatre on St Patrick's Day. Former lawyer Farnan's comedic exploration of racism, religion-ism and immigration-ism raises many questions and provides very few answers - but promises plenty of laughs. A natural follow-up to his previous show, Cruel and Unusual, which studied the death penalty in America, the show maintains Farnan's traditional topical façade, asking whether or not in the age of the BNP and mass unemployment we can expect to see a return for such portentous and despicable signs. The show opens its arms to any ethnicity, whether you're black, Jewish or Irish. Sadly, no dogs are allowed though (except of the guide variety).
"If Eddie Izzard had been Irish, he'd surely have turned out a lot like Keith Farnan," says The Scotsman.
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Imagine you're an Irishman working in a restaurant in the States alongside an African-American waitress and a Jewish waiter, and you saw a sign up in the manager's office saying: "No Blacks. No Jews. No Dogs. No Irish. All Welcome." You'd certainly wonder what happened to the dog, that's for sure. This apparently true scenario is the starting point of the Irishman in question Keith Farnan's critically acclaimed Edinburgh 2009 show, which starts a four-night run at the 
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