Milton Jones: On The Road  

 
 

THIS EVENT ENDED ON THE 19TH APRIL 2013

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Milton Jones: On The RoadThe crazy-haired king of one-liners is back on the road with a selection of garish shirts and this new live show, the imaginatively entitled On The Road. Star of TV's Mock The Week and Radio 4, Milton Jones is the comedic genius behind wonderfully simplistic jokes such as: "My wife, it's difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore" and "To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet... you can hide but you can't run" and "Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner". You get the picture. This night at the Hammersmith Apollo brings Jones's On The Road tour to a no-doubt raucous conclusion. "Jones weaves a hypnotic web of lunacy," says Time Out, who dub the master of absurdity a "one man laughter factory".

 

About Hammersmith Apollo

Once London's largest all-seater venue, the Hammersmith Apollo has a 3,600 capacity for seated shows and a 5,000 capacity for standing-room-only gigs. It was renovated in 2002, and now works well as a venue for theatre (hosting a huge variety of shows from Riverdance to Thomas the Tank Engine) as well as rock concerts. More about Hammersmith Apollo

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Hammersmith Grove NCP
 
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Kings Mall Car Park
 
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London > Hotels > Budget Chain Hotel   from £57  25% off
124 King Street, W6 | 7 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
The old Fuller's brewery forms the home of this stylish budget hotel, conveniently located halfway between Heathrow Airport and Central London. It's an easy stroll to ... More
 
 
 
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380 Kensington High Street, W14 | 16 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Milton Jones: On The Road, Lyric Square, 2 King Street, W6 | 3 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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51 Palliser Road, Hammersmith, London W14 | 10 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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London > Shopping > House and Garden
240 Trussley Road, Hammersmith, W6 | 10 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
Handmade wooden beds, matresses and furniture that are a class above your average flat packed homeware. All the timber is ethically sourced and fairly traded, with ... More
 
 
 
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Pret sells up market fast food, hand made from natural ingredients, to take away or eat on site, in its trademark no nonsense chrome interiors. The ... More
 
 
 
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45A Goldhawk Road, W12 | 15 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Hammersmith Road, Kensington, London W14 | 14 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Warwick Road, Earls Court, London SW5 | 23 minutes from Milton Jones: On The Road
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Hammersmith Apollo events

 
AnastaciaAnastaciaThe American singer-songwriter and Strictly Come Dancing contestant glides through a greatest hits set of upbeat pop.2017-06-08T19:00:00+01002017-06-08T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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EvanescenceEvanescenceThe American band, fronted by Amy Lee and who rose to prominence with their single Bring Me To Life, continue to perform their Goth-rock numbers.2017-06-13T19:00:00+01002017-06-14T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Evanescence
Penn & TellerPenn & TellerThe Las Vegas based duo are heavy-weights of the American magician and entertainment scene, and perform a host of their mesmerising tricks this evening.2017-06-20T18:30:00+01002017-06-25T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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On Soon
Penn & Teller
Midnight OilMidnight OilThe ARIA award-winning band from Australia perform their popular rock tunes.2017-07-04T19:00:00+01002017-07-04T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Midnight Oil
Buddy GuyBuddy GuyThe inspirational bluesman from Louisiana plays his hits.2017-07-13T18:30:00+01002017-07-13T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Buddy Guy
Wet Wet WetWet Wet WetMarti Pellow and his Clydebank-formed ensemble return mark the 30th anniversary of their successful album Popped In Souled Out with a blue-eyed soul and pop performance, including hit single Sweet Little Mystery.2017-07-14T19:00:00+01002017-07-14T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Wet Wet Wet
Jack Whitehall: At LargeJack Whitehall: At LargeCynical observations and smart wit from the Fresh Meat star and multi-award-winning stand-up and TV regular.2017-07-20T20:00:00+01002017-07-22T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
 
Jack Whitehall: At Large
Midnight OilMidnight OilThe ARIA award-winning band from Australia perform their popular rock tunes.2017-07-23T19:00:00+01002017-07-23T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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Midnight Oil
Brian Wilson Presents Pet SoundsBrian Wilson Presents Pet SoundsThe veteran pop singer-songwriter and co-founder of The Beach Boys performs the iconic album for a final time in honour of its 50th anniversary, plus rare cuts and greatest hits from his career.2017-08-01T19:00:00+01002017-08-01T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
 
Brian Wilson Presents Pet Sounds
Regina SpektorRegina SpektorThe Russian-born, New York-based singer-songwriter performs alt pop from the album Remember Us To Life.2017-08-09T19:00:00+01002017-08-09T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
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