Milton Jones: On The Road

 
 

THIS EVENT ENDED ON THE 19TH APRIL 2013

ADDRESS
Hammersmith Apollo, 45 Queen Caroline Street, Hammersmith and Fulham, London W6 9QH 
 
TELEPHONE
 
Dates:
19th April 2013
 
OPENING TIMES
7pm
 
PRICES
£20
 

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Milton Jones: On The RoadThe crazy-haired king of one-liners is back on the road with a selection of garish shirts and this new live show, the imaginatively entitled On The Road. Star of TV's Mock The Week and Radio 4, Milton Jones is the comedic genius behind wonderfully simplistic jokes such as: "My wife, it's difficult to say what she does... she sells seashells on the seashore" and "To the man on crutches, dressed in camouflage, who stole my wallet... you can hide but you can't run" and "Here's a picture of me with REM. That's me in the corner". You get the picture. This night at the Hammersmith Apollo brings Jones's On The Road tour to a no-doubt raucous conclusion. "Jones weaves a hypnotic web of lunacy," says Time Out, who dub the master of absurdity a "one man laughter factory".

 

About Hammersmith Apollo

Once London's largest all-seater venue, the Hammersmith Apollo has a 3,600 capacity for seated shows and a 5,000 capacity for standing-room-only gigs. It was renovated in 2002, and now works well as a venue for theatre (hosting a huge variety of shows from Riverdance to Thomas the Tank Engine) as well as rock concerts. More about Hammersmith Apollo

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Underground Stations

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Hammersmith Tube Station
 
3 minutes walk
 
 
Railway Stations

Railway Stations

 
 
 
 
Car Parks

Car Parks

 
Hammersmith Grove NCP
 
5 minutes walk
 
Kings Mall Car Park
 
6 minutes walk
 
 
 
 

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Hammersmith Apollo events

 
Kate BushKate BushFor the first time since 1979, the reclusive and ethereal singer-songwriter performs live, headlining a 22-date theatrical residency entitled Before The Dawn which will reportedly incorporate some of her hits such as Don't Give Up, The Man With The Child In His Eyes, Running Up That Hill and Wuthering Heights.16th September 2014Wednesday 1st October 2014 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
Now On
Kate Bush
event > Concerts > Rock & Pop - Rock
DATES  26th August to 1st October 2014 - 7pm
VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
For the first time since 1979, the reclusive and ethereal singer-songwriter performs live, headlining a 22-date theatrical residency entitled Before The Dawn which will reportedly incorporate some of her hits such as Don't Give Up, The Man With The Child In His Eyes, Running Up That Hill and Wuthering Heights.
Jon RichardsonJon RichardsonWry observations and pessimistic humour from the 8 Out Of 10 Cats team captain and Lancastrian stand-up.3rd October 2014Friday 3rd October 2014 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
On Soon
Jon Richardson
event > Comedy > Stand-Up
DATES  Friday 3rd October 2014 - 8pm
VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
Wry observations and pessimistic humour from the 8 Out Of 10 Cats team captain and Lancastrian stand-up.
Hans ZimmerHans ZimmerThe composer and musician from Frankfurt performs his own film music, framed by his accompanying musicians.10th October 2014Saturday 11th October 2014 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
On Soon
Hans Zimmer
event > Music
DATES  Friday 10th and Saturday 11th October 2014 - 8pm
VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
The composer and musician from Frankfurt performs his own film music, framed by his accompanying musicians.
Dear FatherDear FatherExploring a reality that exists in every home between generations, this is not to be missed.12th October 2014Sunday 12th October 2014 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
On Soon
Dear Father
event > Theatre > Comedies
DATES  Sunday 12th October 2014 - 7.30pm
VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
Exploring a reality that exists in every home between generations, this is not to be missed.
John LegendJohn LegendCommercial soul by the singer-songwriter from Springfield, Ohio.13th October 2014Thursday 16th October 2014 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
On Soon
John Legend
event > Concerts > Jazz, Blues, Country and Folk - Soul
PRICING  phone for prices
DATES  Monday 13th and Thursday 16th October 2014 - 7.45pm
VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
Commercial soul by the singer-songwriter from Springfield, Ohio.
The VampsThe VampsFour-piece pop rock teen outfit.14th October 2014Wednesday 15th October 2014 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
On Soon
The Vamps
event > Concerts > Rock & Pop - Retro Pop
DATES  Tuesday 14th and Wednesday 15th October 2014 - 6.30pm
VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
Four-piece pop rock teen outfit.
Roar With LaughterRoar With LaughterCynical humour from 8 Out Of 10 Cats team captain Sean Lock. Also featuring Ed Byrne, Stewart Lee, Lucy Porter and Greg Burns.17th October 2014Friday 17th October 2014 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
 
Roar With Laughter
event > Comedy > Stand-Up
DATES  Friday 17th October 2014 - 8pm
VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
Cynical humour from 8 Out Of 10 Cats team captain Sean Lock. Also featuring Ed Byrne, Stewart Lee, Lucy Porter and Greg Burns.
Lee Mack: Hit The Road MackLee Mack: Hit The Road MackSharp one-liners and high energy banter from the BAFTA award-winning comic and star of Not Going Out and Would I Lie To You.18th October 2014Saturday 25th October 2014 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
 
Lee Mack: Hit The Road Mack
event > Comedy > Alternative
DATES  18th & 19th and 21st to 25th Oct 2014
VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
Sharp one-liners and high energy banter from the BAFTA award-winning comic and star of Not Going Out and Would I Lie To You.
The KISS FM Haunted House PartyThe KISS FM Haunted House PartyKISS FM DJs spin pop, electro, hip hop and R&B, with live performances from Example, Professor Green, Clean Bandit with Jess Glynne, Gorgon City with MNEK and Laura Welsh, Rizzle Kicks and Fuse ODG.31st October 2014Friday 31st October 2014 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
 
The KISS FM Haunted House Party
event > Concerts > Rock & Pop - R n B
DATES  Friday 31st October 2014 at 6.30pm-10.45pm and 10.45pm-1am
VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
KISS FM DJs spin pop, electro, hip hop and R&B, with live performances from Example, Professor Green, Clean Bandit with Jess Glynne, Gorgon City with MNEK and Laura Welsh, Rizzle Kicks and Fuse ODG.
Steve HackettSteve HackettThe veteran singer-songwriter and guitarist, who gained prominence as a member of Genesis, plays progressive rock and art rock to promote the album Genesis Revisited II.1st November 2014Saturday 1st November 2014 Where:
Hammersmith Apollo, 45  Queen Caroline Street      W6 9QH
Category: event
 
Steve Hackett
event > Concerts > Rock & Pop - Rock
DATES  Saturday 1st November 2014 - 7.30pm
VENUE  Hammersmith Apollo 
The veteran singer-songwriter and guitarist, who gained prominence as a member of Genesis, plays progressive rock and art rock to promote the album Genesis Revisited II.
 

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