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NSFWAcclaimed young British playwright Lucy Kirkwood makes her Royal Court debut with NSFW, a sharp contemporary comedy about "money, sex and Photo-shop" that takes a sideways glance at power games and privacy in the world of the media, and beyond. Short for 'Not Safe For Work', NSFW no doubt includes more offensive material and expletives than the Leveson Inquiry contained injunctions. Carrie's getting them out for the lads; Charlotte's just grateful to have a job; Sam's being asked to sell more than his body and Aidan's trying to keep Doghouse from going under. Nominated for an Evening Standard Best Newcomer award, Kirkwood's theatre credits include Tinderbox (Bush Theatre), Beauty and the Beast (National Theatre) and Hedda (Gate Theatre), while her CV includes a stint as screenwriting for Skins. Simon Godwin, Associate Director at the Royal Court, directs this intriguing new play.

 

About Royal Court Theatre

Dedicated to putting on new work and discovering new voices, the Royal Court Theatre was seen as 'the most important theatre in Europe' by no less an authority than The New York Times. In 1956 it staged John Osborne's Look Back in Anger - a landmark in modern British drama - and the Sloane Square theatre has continued to produce work of an equally high standard, with numerous productions making a successful transition to the West End. More about Royal Court Theatre

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Sloane Square Hotel London
London > Hotels > Mid-Range Chain Hotel   from £88  34% off
7-12 Sloane Square, SW1W | 1 minute from NSFW
Located right on Sloane Square, where the old Royal Court Hotel used to be, Sloane Square Hotel is a welcoming and well decorated reincarnation. All the ... More
 
 
 
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London > Apartment > Apartment   from £27  21% off
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London > Hotels > Luxury Chain Hotel   from £155  36% off
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NSFW, Sloane Square, SW1W | Same location as NSFW
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NSFW, Sloane Square, SW1W | Same location as NSFW
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NSFW, Duke of York's Square, King's Road, SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
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London > Entertainment > Classical Music
5 Sloane Terrace, Belgravia, London SW1X | 2 minutes from NSFW
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London > Entertainment > Jazz Clubs
15 Eccleston Street, Belgravia, Victoria, London SW1W | 7 minutes from NSFW
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London > Attractions > Art Galleries
Duke of York's Square, King's Road, Chelsea, London SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
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London > Attractions > Historic Buildings
Pont Street, Knightsbridge, London SW1X | 7 minutes from NSFW
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London > Shopping > Menswear
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London > Shopping > Perfume and Cosmetics
150 Sloane Street, Belgravia, London SW1X | 2 minutes from NSFW
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London > Shopping > Children's clothes
259 Pavilion Road, Knightsbridge, London SW1X0BP | 2 minutes from NSFW
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London > Restaurants > Mexican restaurants
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1 Hester Road, Battersea, London SW11 | 19 minutes from NSFW
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London > Education > Evening Classes
165 Queen's Gate, South Kensington, South Kensington, London SW7 | 20 minutes from NSFW
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The Ebury closed on 5th November 2012. When The Ebury first opened up in what was a neglected corner of Pimlico, replacing a grungy old man ... More
 
 
 
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Girls & BoysGirls & BoysGirls & BoysStarring BAFTA Award winner Carey Mulligan, Girls & Boys sees writer Dennis Kelly collaborating for the first time with director Lyndsey Turner on an emotionally wrought portrait of a romance that begins with a chance encounter in a queue at an airport boarding gate. The Oscar nominated star of Suffragette, Shame and An Education, Mulligan's name w2018-02-21T19:30:00+00002018-03-17T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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event > Theatre > Dramas
PRICING  £12-£45
DATES  8th February to 17th March 2018
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
Starring BAFTA Award winner Carey Mulligan, Girls & Boys sees writer Dennis Kelly collaborating for the first time with director Lyndsey Turner on an emotionally wrought portrait of a romance that begins with a chance encounter in a queue at an airport boarding gate. The Oscar nominated star of Suffragette, Shame and An Education, Mulligan's name w... More about this event
 
GundogGundogWriter Simon Longman makes his debut at the Royal Court with a poignant drama about two sisters, Anna and Becky, who are determined to hold their family together after the death of their mother until they cross paths with an enigmatic stranger. Directed by Vicky Featherstone.2018-02-21T19:45:00+00002018-03-10T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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event > Theatre > Dramas
PRICING  £15-£25, Mon online adv £12
DATES  31st January to 10th March 2018
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
Writer Simon Longman makes his debut at the Royal Court with a poignant drama about two sisters, Anna and Becky, who are determined to hold their family together after the death of their mother until they cross paths with an enigmatic stranger. Directed by Vicky Featherstone.... More about this event
Black Men WalkingBlack Men WalkingBlack Men WalkingThree men take their usual Saturday walk along hazardous terrain and unexpectedly trek through more than 500 years of Black British history in a timely drama written by Testament. A co-production between Eclipse Theatre Company and Manchester Royal Exchange Theatre, directed by Dawn Walton.2018-03-21T19:45:00+00002018-04-07T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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event > Theatre > Dramas
PRICING  £15-£25, Mon online adv £12
DATES  21st March to 7th April 2018
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
Three men take their usual Saturday walk along hazardous terrain and unexpectedly trek through more than 500 years of Black British history in a timely drama written by Testament. A co-production between Eclipse Theatre Company and Manchester Royal Exchange Theatre, directed by Dawn Walton.... More about this event
 
 

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Salon, in collaboration with Betty Cuningham Gallery, New York, the Saatchi Gallery presents works by the revered American artist, Philip ...More

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