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NSFWAcclaimed young British playwright Lucy Kirkwood makes her Royal Court debut with NSFW, a sharp contemporary comedy about "money, sex and Photo-shop" that takes a sideways glance at power games and privacy in the world of the media, and beyond. Short for 'Not Safe For Work', NSFW no doubt includes more offensive material and expletives than the Leveson Inquiry contained injunctions. Carrie's getting them out for the lads; Charlotte's just grateful to have a job; Sam's being asked to sell more than his body and Aidan's trying to keep Doghouse from going under. Nominated for an Evening Standard Best Newcomer award, Kirkwood's theatre credits include Tinderbox (Bush Theatre), Beauty and the Beast (National Theatre) and Hedda (Gate Theatre), while her CV includes a stint as screenwriting for Skins. Simon Godwin, Associate Director at the Royal Court, directs this intriguing new play.

 

About Royal Court Theatre

Dedicated to putting on new work and discovering new voices, the Royal Court Theatre was seen as 'the most important theatre in Europe' by no less an authority than The New York Times. In 1956 it staged John Osborne's Look Back in Anger - a landmark in modern British drama - and the Sloane Square theatre has continued to produce work of an equally high standard, with numerous productions making a successful transition to the West End. More about Royal Court Theatre

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Sloane Square Hotel London
London > Hotels > Mid-Range Chain Hotel   from £70  29% off
7-12 Sloane Square, SW1W | 1 minute from NSFW
Located right on Sloane Square, where the old Royal Court Hotel used to be, Sloane Square Hotel is a welcoming and well decorated reincarnation. All the ... More
 
 
 
No.11 Cadogan Gardens
London > Hotels > Luxury Chain Hotel   from £144  23% off
11 Cadogan Gardens, SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
No. 11 London, A Victorian boutique hotel, was built by Lord Chelsea on the cricket ground between Harrods and Buckingham Palace and quickly became a ... More
 
 
 
Draycott Hotel London
London > Hotels > Luxury Chain Hotel   from £140  42% off
26 Cadogan Gardens, SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
Stylish antique d'cor, a peaceful but convenient location, and spacious, airy rooms are all essential to this hotel's appeal. Yet it is the unbeatable service that ... More
 
 
 
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London > Events > Theatre  Dates: 1st August 2010 to 21st March 2015 - Various Times
Apollo Victoria Theatre, 17 Wilton Road, Victoria, London SW1V | 12 minutes from NSFW
'The Untold Story of the Witches of Oz' introduces us to some very familiar characters, years before they met Dorothy. One of them is a clever, ...More
 
 
 
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Billy Elliot
London > Events > Theatre  Dates: 22nd March 2005 to 19th December 2015
Victoria Palace Theatre, Victoria Street, Victoria, London SW1E | 13 minutes from NSFW
Winner of BBC Radio 2 Audience Olivier Award 2013. This tale of a boy from a mining community who wants to become a dancer is even ...More
 
 
 
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World Class Process
London > Events > Business Events  Dates: Wednesday 22nd October 2014 - 9am-4pm
Park Plaza Victoria Hotel, 239 Vauxhall Bridge Road, Victoria, London SW1V | 13 minutes from NSFW
4th annual World Class Process Safety Management 2014 conference....More
 
 
 
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Royal Court Theatre
London > Entertainment > Theatres
Sloane Square, Belgravia, London SW1W | Same location as NSFW
Dedicated to putting on new work and discovering new voices, the Royal Court Theatre was seen as 'the most important theatre in Europe' by no less ... More
 
 
 
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Cadogan Hall
London > Entertainment > Classical Music
5 Sloane Terrace, Belgravia, London SW1X | 2 minutes from NSFW
Cadogan Hall opened its doors on 18th June 2004 with a surprising lack of fanfare but is making up for that with a year of 10th ... More
 
 
 
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The Boisdale Jazz & Cigar Club
London > Entertainment > Jazz Clubs
15 Eccleston Street, Belgravia, Victoria, London SW1W | 7 minutes from NSFW
A tartan clad jazz, cigar and supper club, Boisdale of Belgravia has an the old fashioned charm of a gentlemen's club. Situated in an elegant Regency ... More
 
 
 
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Saatchi Gallery
London > Attractions > Art Galleries
Duke of York's Square, King's Road, Chelsea, London SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
The Saatchi Gallery re-opened on 9th October 2008 in the former military barracks of the Duke of York's Headquarters. The 70,000 square feet represents a significantly ... More
 
 
 
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Royal Hospital Chelsea
London > Attractions > Historic Buildings
Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, London SW3 | 8 minutes from NSFW
Built by Sir Christopher Wren 1682-1692, the Grade I-listed Royal Hospital Chelsea was intended by King Charles II to be a home for soldiers who were ... More
 
 
 
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Purple Dragon
London > Attractions > Attractions for Kids
Grosvenor Waterside, 30 Gatliff Road, Pimlico, London SW1W | 9 minutes from NSFW
Purple Dragon is a dream playground, kindergarten, day nursery and private members' for kids. Relocated from its original location in Battersea, the exclusive club occupies ... More
 
 
 
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Cobra and Bellamy
London > Shopping > Jewellery
149 Sloane Street, Belgravia, London SW1X | 2 minutes from NSFW
Having been refurbished this store now extends to include collectables for the home as well as the famous antique, post-war and modern jewellery. C&B is known ... More
 
 
 
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Hackett
London > Shopping > Menswear
137-138 Sloane Street, Knightsbridge, London SW1X | 2 minutes from NSFW
Hackett is essentially English and absolutely traditional, but it quietly keeps apace with style - and is thus popular with many younger men. This Sloane Street ... More
 
 
 
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Jo Malone
London > Shopping > Perfume and Cosmetics
150 Sloane Street, Belgravia, London SW1X | 2 minutes from NSFW
Reminiscent of a French perfumier's studio, the walls of Jo Malone are lined with a library of elegantly bottled scents. On offer is an unusual and ... More
 
 
 
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Colbert
London > Restaurants > Brasseries
50-52 Sloane Square, Belgravia, London SW1W | 1 minute from NSFW
On the site where Oriel stood for 20 years, Colbert is on the Sloane Square block and was transformed by Chris Corbin and Jeremy King. The ... More
 
 
 
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The Botanist
London > Restaurants > British restaurants
7 Sloane Square, Chelsea, Belgravia, London SW1W | 1 minute from NSFW
At a time when most restaurant owners are trying their hand at gastropubs - Gordon Ramsay is a case in point - Tom and Ed Martin ... More
 
 
 
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Tonteria
London > Restaurants > Mexican restaurants
7-12 Sloane Square , SW1 | 1 minute from NSFW
Tonteria is an underground Mexican nightclub that offers a glorious/lethal combination of tapas, tequila and dancing. With food delivered to tables via a toy train and ... More
 
 
 
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Royal College of Art, Dyson Building
London > Education > Universities and Colleges
1 Hester Road, SW11 | 19 minutes from NSFW
The £21 million Dyson Building makes up the largest part of the purpose-built Battersea campus of the prestigious Royal College of Art. Located at 1 Hester ... More
 
 
 
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Dana Centre
London > Education > Evening Classes
165 Queen's Gate, South Kensington, South Kensington, London SW7 | 20 minutes from NSFW
There are plenty of initiatives trying to get kids involved in science, but the Dana Centre, an extension of the Science Museum, is the first one ... More
 
 
 
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The London School of Painting and Drawing
London > Education > Evening Classes
23 Kensington Square, Kensington, London W8 | 30 minutes from NSFW
Evening and weekend classes in life drawing and painting, taught by tutors from the Slade School of Fine Art and the Royal Society of British Sculptors. ... More
 
 
 
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Ushvani
London > Leisure > Health and Beauty
1 Cadogan Garden, Knightsbridge, London SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
One of Knightsbridge's better kept secrets is the Ushvani day spa, tucked away in a Grade II listed building on Cadogan Gardens. Founded by Usha Arumugam, ... More
 
 
 
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Lush Spa
London > Leisure > Health and Beauty
123 Kings Road, Chelsea, London SW3 | 10 minutes from NSFW
More than just a skincare shop, this branch of Lush on the Kings Road houses the Lush Spa. An overpowering mix of perfumes assaults the nose ... More
 
 
 
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Space NK
London > Leisure > Health and Beauty
40 Hans Crescent, Knightsbridge, London SW1X | 11 minutes from NSFW
The Knightsbrige branch of Space NK in Hans Crescent, right next to Harrods, is especially appealing - not only does it sell desirable toiletries, chic ... More
 
 
 
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The Orange Public House & Hotel
London > Nightlife > Pubs
37 Pimlico Road, Belgravia, London SW1W | 4 minutes from NSFW
The Orange Public House and Hotel on Pimlico Road has been lovingly restored to its former glory by the team behind The Thomas Cubitt and The ... More
 
 
 
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The Ebury
London > Restaurants > Gastropub
11 Pimlico Road, Pimlico, London SW1W | 5 minutes from NSFW
The Ebury closed on 5th November 2012. When The Ebury first opened up in what was a neglected corner of Pimlico, replacing a grungy old man ... More
 
 
 
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The Phoenix
London > Restaurants > Gastropub
23 Smith Street, Chelsea, SW3 | 7 minutes from NSFW
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Barts
London > Nightlife > Bars
Chelsea Cloisters, Sloane Avenue, Chelsea, London SW3 | 9 minutes from NSFW
Taking its inspiration from the American speakeasy movement, Barts is a tiny, intimate and relaxed bar in South Kensington which promises a refreshingly fun experience - ... More
 
 
 
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The Goring Bar and Lounge
London > Nightlife > Bars
15 Beeston Place, SW1W | 11 minutes from NSFW
With deep red walls, a carpeted floor, leather chairs and a roaring log fire, The Goring Bar and Lounge is the epitome of opulence. Run by ... More
 
 
 
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The Qube Project
London > Nightlife > Nightclubs
191 Victoria Street, SW1E | 11 minutes from NSFW
Promising to "submerge party-goers into a cornucopia of pleasure" The Qube Project basement club opened in Victoria in October 2014 with music from some of Europe's ... More
 
 
 
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London > Business > Venue Hire
44 Elizabeth St, Belgravia, Victoria, London SW1W | 5 minutes from NSFW
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London > Business > Venue Hire
Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, London SW3 | 8 minutes from NSFW
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National Army Museum
London > Business > Venue Hire
Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, Chelsea, London SW3 | 9 minutes from NSFW
With ten, widely different and uniquely versatile rooms, the National Army Museum can help you hold your event, your way. Plan your party in Victorian splendour, ... More
 
 
 

Royal Court Theatre events

 
The Wolf From The DoorThe Wolf From The DoorAnna Chancellor, who most memorably play Duckface in 'Four Weddings And A Funeral', stars as Lady Catherine in Rory Mullarkey's drama, The Wolf from the Door which is directed by James Macdonald in the Jerwood Theatre Upstairs at the Royal Court Theatre this autumn. The play imagines a wild road trip across Middle England where Lady Catherine and h22nd October 2014Saturday 1st November 2014 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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The Wolf From The Door
event > Theatre > Dramas
DATES  10th September to 1st November 2014
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
Anna Chancellor, who most memorably play Duckface in 'Four Weddings And A Funeral', stars as Lady Catherine in Rory Mullarkey's drama, The Wolf from the Door which is directed by James Macdonald in the Jerwood Theatre Upstairs at the Royal Court Theatre this autumn. The play imagines a wild road trip across Middle England where Lady Catherine and h... More about this event
BeastieBeastieA reading of Nessah Muthy's drama about escape, infamy and hyper-sexualisation.24th October 2014Friday 24th October 2014 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
Category: event
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Beastie
event > Theatre > Specialist
DATES  Friday 24th October 2014 - 1.15pm
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
A reading of Nessah Muthy's drama about escape, infamy and hyper-sexualisation.
Kid A KidderKid A KidderA reading of Clara Brennan's drama about dirty money, arts patronage and career suicide.31st October 2014Friday 31st October 2014 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
Category: event
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Kid A Kidder
event > Theatre > Specialist
DATES  Friday 31st October 2014 - 1.15pm
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
A reading of Clara Brennan's drama about dirty money, arts patronage and career suicide.
20712071A drama about climate change and how to protect future generations, written by Duncan Macmillan and Chris Rapley, Professor of Climate Science at UCL. Directed by Katie Mitchell.5th November 2014Saturday 15th November 2014 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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2071
event > Theatre > Dramas
DATES  5th to 15th November 2014
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
A drama about climate change and how to protect future generations, written by Duncan Macmillan and Chris Rapley, Professor of Climate Science at UCL. Directed by Katie Mitchell.
God Bless The ChildGod Bless The ChildThe class of 4N think it may be possible to bring down the education system. Molly Davies' play is directed by Vicky Featherstone.12th November 2014Saturday 20th December 2014 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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God Bless The Child
event > Theatre > Dramas
DATES  12th November to 20th December 2014
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
The class of 4N think it may be possible to bring down the education system. Molly Davies' play is directed by Vicky Featherstone.
HopeHopeThe latest drama written by Jack Thorne which is both a political play and a modern fable, on the cuts in local government. Directed by John Tiffany.26th November 2014Saturday 10th January 2015 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
Category: event
 
Hope
event > Theatre > Dramas
DATES  26th November 2014 to 10th January 2015
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
The latest drama written by Jack Thorne which is both a political play and a modern fable, on the cuts in local government. Directed by John Tiffany.
Liberian GirlLiberian Girl7th January 2015Saturday 31st January 2015 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
Category: event
 
Liberian Girl
event > Theatre > Dramas
DATES  7th to 31st January 2015
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
How To Hold Your BreathHow To Hold Your Breath4th February 2015Tuesday 24th March 2015 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
Category: event
 
How To Hold Your Breath
event > Theatre > Dramas
DATES  4th February to 24th March 2015
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
Fireworks (Al'ab Nariya)Fireworks (Al'ab Nariya)Palestinian poet and playwright Dalia Taha continues to develop her meditation on the death of childhood during conflict, centred on 11-year-old Lubna and 12-year-old Khalil, who are playing on the empty stairwell in their apartment block as the siege outside intensifies. Directed by Richard Twyman.12th February 2015Saturday 14th March 2015 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
Category: event
 
Fireworks (Al'ab Nariya)
event > Theatre > Dramas
DATES  12th February to 14th March 2015
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
Palestinian poet and playwright Dalia Taha continues to develop her meditation on the death of childhood during conflict, centred on 11-year-old Lubna and 12-year-old Khalil, who are playing on the empty stairwell in their apartment block as the siege outside intensifies. Directed by Richard Twyman.
Roald Dahl's The TwitsRoald Dahl's The TwitsEnda Walsh adapts Dahl's darkly comic fable about grotesques Mr and Mrs Twit, who come to rue the day they hold a family of monkeys hostage in a cage and force the animals to stand on their heads. Directed by John Tiffany.7th April 2015Sunday 31st May 2015 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
Category: event
 
Roald Dahl's The Twits
event > Theatre > Comedies
DATES  7th April to 31st May 2015
VENUE  Royal Court Theatre 
Enda Walsh adapts Dahl's darkly comic fable about grotesques Mr and Mrs Twit, who come to rue the day they hold a family of monkeys hostage in a cage and force the animals to stand on their heads. Directed by John Tiffany.
 

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The Wolf From The Door
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Anna Chancellor, who most memorably play Duckface in 'Four Weddings And A Funeral', stars as Lady Catherine in Rory Mullarkey's ...More

Alberto Reyes
Concerts | On 22nd October 2014 

Cadogan Hall 2 minutes walk from Royal Court Theatre

The acclaimed Uruguayan pianist performs works by Franck and Chopin....More

Pangaea: New Art from Africa and Latin America
Pangaea: New Art from Africa and Latin America
Exhibitions | Until 2nd November 2014 

Saatchi Gallery 3 minutes walk from Royal Court Theatre

Taking its title from the prehistoric landmass that conjoined Africa and Latin America, Pangaea: New Art From Africa and Latin ...More

 
Wicked
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Theatre | Until 21st March 2015 

Apollo Victoria Theatre 12 minutes walk from Royal Court Theatre

'The Untold Story of the Witches of Oz' introduces us to some very familiar characters, years before they met Dorothy. ...More

 
World Class Process
Business Events | Until 22nd October 2014 

Park Plaza Victoria Hotel 13 minutes walk from Royal Court Theatre

4th annual World Class Process Safety Management 2014 conference....More

Billy Elliot
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Victoria Palace Theatre 13 minutes walk from Royal Court Theatre

Winner of BBC Radio 2 Audience Olivier Award 2013. This tale of a boy from a mining community who wants ...More

 
The Bus, Secret Teenage Love In The Heart Of America's Bible Belt
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Above The Stag Theatre 13 minutes walk from Royal Court Theatre

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We Will Remember Them: London's Great War Memorials
Exhibitions | Until 30th November 2014 

Wellington Arch 14 minutes walk from Royal Court Theatre

Commemorating the First World War, English Heritage presents We Will Remember Them: London's Great War Memorials at The Quadriga Gallery, ...More

Uncle Vanya
Theatre | Until 8th November 2014 

St James Theatre 14 minutes walk from Royal Court Theatre

Scottish actor John Hannah who first came to prominence in films like Richard Curtis's Four Weddings and a Funeral ...More

V&A Beehives And The Art Of Urban Beekeeping: Lecture
Exhibitions | On 22nd October 2014 

Victoria and Albert (V & A) Museum 15 minutes walk from Royal Court Theatre

Join us for a special lecture which celebrates the introduction of the bees to the V&A and explores the art ...More

 
 
 
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