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NSFWAcclaimed young British playwright Lucy Kirkwood makes her Royal Court debut with NSFW, a sharp contemporary comedy about "money, sex and Photo-shop" that takes a sideways glance at power games and privacy in the world of the media, and beyond. Short for 'Not Safe For Work', NSFW no doubt includes more offensive material and expletives than the Leveson Inquiry contained injunctions. Carrie's getting them out for the lads; Charlotte's just grateful to have a job; Sam's being asked to sell more than his body and Aidan's trying to keep Doghouse from going under. Nominated for an Evening Standard Best Newcomer award, Kirkwood's theatre credits include Tinderbox (Bush Theatre), Beauty and the Beast (National Theatre) and Hedda (Gate Theatre), while her CV includes a stint as screenwriting for Skins. Simon Godwin, Associate Director at the Royal Court, directs this intriguing new play.

 

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Dedicated to putting on new work and discovering new voices, the Royal Court Theatre was seen as 'the most important theatre in Europe' by no less an authority than The New York Times. In 1956 it staged John Osborne's Look Back in Anger - a landmark in modern British drama - and the Sloane Square theatre has continued to produce work of an equally high standard, with numerous productions making a successful transition to the West End. More about Royal Court Theatre

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Sloane Square Hotel London
London > Hotels > Mid-Range Chain Hotel   from £80  25% off
7-12 Sloane Square, SW1W | 1 minute from NSFW
Located right on Sloane Square, where the old Royal Court Hotel used to be, Sloane Square Hotel is a welcoming and well decorated reincarnation. All the ... More
 
 
 
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London > Apartment > Apartment   from £27  34% off
1 Wilbraham Place, SW1X | 2 minutes from NSFW
The Cheval Phoenix House apartments offer you the chance to enjoy your very own private residence in London, with open plan, one or two bedroom and ... More
 
 
 
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London > Hotels > Luxury Chain Hotel   from £174  23% off
11 Cadogan Gardens, SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
No. 11 London, A Victorian boutique hotel, was built by Lord Chelsea on the cricket ground between Harrods and Buckingham Palace and quickly became a ... More
 
 
 
 
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London > Events > Theatre  Dates: 15th November to 23rd December 2017 - Various Times
NSFW, Sloane Square, SW1W | Same location as NSFW
Vicky Featherstone directs Sasha Dugdale's translation of leading Ukrainian playwright Natal'ya Vorozhbit's powerful and bitterly comic drama about the experiences of women in wartime....More
 
 
 
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The Children's Trust Christmas Concert
London > Events > Exhibitions  Dates: Monday 11th December 2017 - 7.30pm
NSFW, Sloane Street, SW1X | 1 minute from NSFW
Community & Lifestyle, Charity/Fundraising Event....More
 
 
 
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London > Events > Theatre  Dates: 14th November to 24th December 2017
NSFW, Duke of York's Square, King's Road, SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
Oscar-nominated ensemble Les Enfants Terribles - whose brilliant signature show is at Wilton's Music Hall until 28th October 2017 (go see!) - invites audiences to don ...More
 
 
 
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London > Entertainment > Theatres
Sloane Square, Belgravia, London SW1W | Same location as NSFW
Dedicated to putting on new work and discovering new voices, the Royal Court Theatre was seen as 'the most important theatre in Europe' by no less ... More
 
 
 
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Cadogan Hall
London > Entertainment > Classical Music
5 Sloane Terrace, Belgravia, London SW1X | 2 minutes from NSFW
Cadogan Hall opened its doors on 18th June 2004 with a surprising lack of fanfare but is making up for that with a year of 10th ... More
 
 
 
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The Boisdale Jazz & Cigar Club
London > Entertainment > Jazz Clubs
15 Eccleston Street, Belgravia, Victoria, London SW1W | 7 minutes from NSFW
A tartan clad jazz, cigar and supper club, Boisdale of Belgravia has an the old fashioned charm of a gentlemen's club. Situated in an elegant Regency ... More
 
 
 
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Saatchi Gallery
London > Attractions > Art Galleries
Duke of York's Square, King's Road, Chelsea, London SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
The Saatchi Gallery re-opened on 9th October 2008 in the former military barracks of the Duke of York's Headquarters. The 70,000 square feet represents a significantly ... More
 
 
 
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St Columba's Church of Scotland
London > Attractions > Historic Buildings
Pont Street, Knightsbridge, London SW1X | 7 minutes from NSFW
There has been a church on the site since 1884. It was bombed in 1941, rebuilt in 1955 and is now a Grade II listed building. ... More
 
 
 
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Royal Hospital Chelsea
London > Attractions > Historic Buildings
Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, London SW3 | 8 minutes from NSFW
Built by Sir Christopher Wren 1682-1692, the Grade I-listed Royal Hospital Chelsea was intended by King Charles II to be a home for soldiers who were ... More
 
 
 
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Hackett
London > Shopping > Menswear
137-138 Sloane Street, Knightsbridge, London SW1X | 2 minutes from NSFW
Hackett is essentially English and absolutely traditional, but it quietly keeps apace with style - and is thus popular with many younger men. This Sloane Street ... More
 
 
 
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Jo Malone
London > Shopping > Perfume and Cosmetics
150 Sloane Street, Belgravia, London SW1X | 2 minutes from NSFW
Reminiscent of a French perfumier's studio, the walls of Jo Malone are lined with a library of elegantly bottled scents. On offer is an unusual and ... More
 
 
 
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Caramel
London > Shopping > Children's clothes
259 Pavilion Road, Knightsbridge, London SW1X0BP | 2 minutes from NSFW
Lovely children's designer clothes, shoes and trinkets. Clothes are well made in a classic style with some modern twists and beautiful fabrics. Several London locations.... More
 
 
 
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Colbert
London > Restaurants > Brasseries
50-52 Sloane Square, Belgravia, London SW1W | 1 minute from NSFW
On the site where Oriel stood for 20 years, Colbert is on the Sloane Square block and was transformed by Chris Corbin and Jeremy King. The ... More
 
 
 
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The Botanist
London > Restaurants > British restaurants
7 Sloane Square, Chelsea, Belgravia, London SW1W | 1 minute from NSFW
At a time when most restaurant owners are trying their hand at gastropubs - Gordon Ramsay is a case in point - Tom and Ed Martin ... More
 
 
 
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Tonteria
London > Restaurants > Mexican restaurants
7-12 Sloane Square , Belgravia, London SW1 | 1 minute from NSFW
Tonteria is an underground Mexican nightclub that offers a glorious/lethal combination of tapas, tequila and dancing. With food delivered to tables via a toy train and ... More
 
 
 
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London > Education > Universities and Colleges
1 Hester Road, Battersea, London SW11 | 19 minutes from NSFW
The £21 million Dyson Building makes up the largest part of the purpose-built Battersea campus of the prestigious Royal College of Art. Located at 1 Hester ... More
 
 
 
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Dana Centre
London > Education > Evening Classes
165 Queen's Gate, South Kensington, South Kensington, London SW7 | 20 minutes from NSFW
There are plenty of initiatives trying to get kids involved in science, but the Dana Centre, an extension of the Science Museum, is the first one ... More
 
 
 
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The LookOut, Hyde Park
London > Education > Other Attractions
Hyde Park, Hyde Park, London W2 | 21 minutes from NSFW
Hidden in a copse of trees in Hyde Park, The LookOut is a tranquil haven in the heart of London. Home to the Isis Education Centre, ... More
 
 
 
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1 Cadogan Garden, Knightsbridge, London SW3 | 3 minutes from NSFW
One of Knightsbridge's better kept secrets is the Ushvani day spa, tucked away in a Grade II listed building on Cadogan Gardens. Founded by Usha Arumugam, ... More
 
 
 
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Cadogan Place Gardens North and South
London > Leisure > Parks and Gardens
Cadogan Place, Knightsbridge, London SW1X | 5 minutes from NSFW
A private space a short walk from Sloane Square and Knightsbridge, Cadogan Place Gardens is a long rectangular site with Pont Street dividing a smaller north ... More
 
 
 
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Lush Spa
London > Leisure > Health and Beauty
123 Kings Road, Chelsea, London SW3 | 10 minutes from NSFW
More than just a skincare shop, this branch of Lush on the Kings Road houses the Lush Spa. An overpowering mix of perfumes assaults the nose ... More
 
 
 
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The Orange Public House & Hotel
London > Nightlife > Pubs
37 Pimlico Road, Belgravia, London SW1W | 4 minutes from NSFW
The Orange Public House and Hotel on Pimlico Road has been lovingly restored to its former glory by the team behind The Thomas Cubitt and The ... More
 
 
 
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The Ebury
London > Restaurants > Gastropub
11 Pimlico Road, Pimlico, London SW1W | 5 minutes from NSFW
The Ebury closed on 5th November 2012. When The Ebury first opened up in what was a neglected corner of Pimlico, replacing a grungy old man ... More
 
 
 
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23 Smith Street, Chelsea, Chelsea, London SW3 | 7 minutes from NSFW
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London > Nightlife > Bars
Chelsea Cloisters, Sloane Avenue, Chelsea, London SW3 | 9 minutes from NSFW
Taking its inspiration from the American speakeasy movement, Barts is a tiny, intimate and relaxed bar in South Kensington which promises a refreshingly fun experience - ... More
 
 
 
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Clarendon Cocktail Cellar
London > Nightlife > Bars
52 Cambridge Street, SW1V | 10 minutes from NSFW
Located under Cambridge Street Kitchen and part of the Artist Residence, the Clarendon Cocktail Cellar bar takes iconic ... More
 
 
 
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The Goring Bar and Lounge
London > Nightlife > Bars
15 Beeston Place, Victoria, London SW1W | 11 minutes from NSFW
With deep red walls, a carpeted floor, leather chairs and a roaring log fire, The Goring Bar and Lounge is the epitome of opulence. Run by ... More
 
 
 
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44 Elizabeth St, Belgravia, Victoria, London SW1W | 5 minutes from NSFW
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Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, London SW3 | 8 minutes from NSFW
Built by Sir Christopher Wren 1682-1692, the Grade I-listed Royal Hospital Chelsea was intended by King Charles II to be a home for soldiers who were ... More
 
 
 
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National Army Museum
London > Business > Venue Hire
Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, Chelsea, London SW3 | 9 minutes from NSFW
With ten, widely different and uniquely versatile rooms, the National Army Museum can help you hold your event, your way. Plan your party in Victorian splendour, ... More
 
 
 

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GoatsGoatsAs part of the Royal Court's long term project with writers from Syria and Lebanon, Hamish Pirie directs Katharine Halls' translation of Liwaa Yazji's drama set in a devastated town in Syria, where the local party leader decides to compensate families with one goat for each lost son.2017-12-11T19:30:00+00002017-12-30T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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Bad RoadsBad RoadsVicky Featherstone directs Sasha Dugdale's translation of leading Ukrainian playwright Natal'ya Vorozhbit's powerful and bitterly comic drama about the experiences of women in wartime.2017-12-11T19:45:00+00002017-12-23T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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War Of The Beasts And The AnimalsWar Of The Beasts And The AnimalsMembers of the cast of Bad Roads read Ukrainian and Russian contemporary war poems.2017-12-19T18:00:00+00002017-12-19T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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My Mum's A TwatMy Mum's A TwatArtistic Director Vicky Featherstone helms Anoushka Warden's comical and candid portrait of teenage rebellion and resilience, centred on one girl who must come to terms with losing her mother to a cult. Patsy Ferran stars as the feisty and outspoken protagonist.2018-01-08T19:00:00+00002018-01-20T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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My Mum's A Twat
Rita, Sue And Bob TooRita, Sue And Bob TooMax Stafford-Clark directs Andrea Dunbar's bittersweet comedy drama in which two Yorkshire schoolgirls have a fling with a married man. Taj Atwal, Gemma Dobson and James Atherton star in this Royal Court Theatre, Out Of Joint and Octagon Theatre Bolton co-production.2018-01-09T19:30:00+00002018-01-27T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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Rita, Sue And Bob Too
GundogGundogWriter Simon Longman makes his debut at the Royal Court with a poignant drama about two sisters, Anna and Becky, who are determined to hold their family together after the death of their mother until they cross paths with an enigmatic stranger. Directed by Vicky Featherstone.2018-01-31T19:45:00+00002018-03-10T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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Gundog
Girls & BoysGirls & BoysWriter Dennis Kelly collaborates for the first time with director Lyndsey Turner on an emotionally wrought portrait of a romance that begins with a chance encounter in a queue at an airport boarding gate.2018-02-08T19:30:00+00002018-03-10T00:00:00+0000 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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Girls & Boys
Black Men WalkingBlack Men WalkingThree men take their usual Saturday walk along hazardous terrain and unexpectedly trek through more than 500 years of Black British history in a timely drama written by Testament. A co-production between Eclipse Theatre Company and Manchester Royal Exchange Theatre, directed by Dawn Walton.2018-03-21T19:45:00+00002018-04-07T00:00:00+0100 Where:
Royal Court Theatre,   Sloane Square      SW1W 8AS
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Goats
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As part of the Royal Court's long term project with writers from Syria and Lebanon, Hamish Pirie directs Katharine Halls' ...More

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Vicky Featherstone directs Sasha Dugdale's translation of leading Ukrainian playwright Natal'ya Vorozhbit's powerful and bitterly comic drama about the experiences ...More

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Exhibitions | On 11th December 2017 

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A major survey of Russian protest art over the past 25 years, marking the 100th anniversary of Russia's October Revolution, ...More

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Theatre | Until 24th December 2017 

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Oscar-nominated ensemble Les Enfants Terribles - whose brilliant signature show is at Wilton's Music Hall until 28th October 2017 (go ...More

 
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Exhibitions | Until 7th January 2018 

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A new exhibition featuring the work of 13 contemporary artists. An experiment of a small group of ground-breakers inviting you ...More

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Concerts | Until 12th December 2017 

The Pheasantry 9 minutes walk from Nsfw

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Italian design duo Dolce & Gabbana are taking over Harrods, transforming the Knightsbridge store into an Italian Christmas. The window ...More

 
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As huge fans of the festive season, designer duo Dolce and Gabbana are bringing a Christmas Market to Harrods this ...More

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