Gallery Mess  

 
 
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Saatchi Gallery, Chelsea, Duke of York HQ, London SW3 4SQ
 
 
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Gallery MessFor those who've benefitted from an expensive education, the name Gallery Mess should evoke found memories of that delightful school pudding, Eton Mess. For the rest of us it's a rather misleading term for what is a very neat and tidy cafe, bar and restaurant. Quite the opposite of messy, in fact. Stylishly decorated - "The owners have put a lot of money, style and panache into Gallery Mess" (The Independent) - this eaterie attached to the Saatchi Gallery is beautifully sleek, airy and the glass wall down one side opens onto the square's perfectly manicured gardens. What the 'mess' of Gallery Mess is actually refering to is its positioning off the King's Road and within what used to be the Duke of York's officers' mess. But, thankfully, you don't have to be an officer - or have a gentleman's allowance - to eat here. Surprisingly affordable meals include choices of avocado and fennel salad and a classic burger (both under a tenner). Open from 9am for breakfast, the restaurant stays open all day with the menu moving from The Great British Breakfast (classic fry) to chicken breast served with chunky chips for supper. They offer afternoon tea en route - scones with clotted cream and jam - we think the officers would have approved.

 

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Sloane Square Hotel London
London > Hotels > Mid-Range Chain Hotel   from £96  34% off
7-12 Sloane Square, SW1W | 3 minutes from Gallery Mess
Located right on Sloane Square, where the old Royal Court Hotel used to be, Sloane Square Hotel is a welcoming and well decorated reincarnation. All the ... More
 
 
 
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26 Cadogan Gardens, SW3 | 3 minutes from Gallery Mess
Stylish antique d'cor, a peaceful but convenient location, and spacious, airy rooms are all essential to this hotel's appeal. Yet it is the unbeatable service that ... More
 
 
 
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1 Wilbraham Place, SW1X | 5 minutes from Gallery Mess
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Hans' Bar & Grill
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164 Pavilion Road, SW1X | 4 minutes from Gallery Mess
Walking distance from Sloane Square, Hans' Bar & Grill offers an all-day seasonal menu and plush velvet ... More
 
 
 
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The Botanist
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7 Sloane Square, Chelsea, Belgravia, London SW1W | 4 minutes from Gallery Mess
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1 Cale Street, Chelsea, London SW3 | 6 minutes from Gallery Mess
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Duke of York's Square, King's Road, Knightsbridge, London SW34LY | 1 minute from Gallery Mess
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Manicomio Restaurant
London > Restaurants > Italian restaurants
85 Duke of York Square, King's Road, Chelsea, Knightsbridge, London SW3 | 1 minute from Gallery Mess
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Gallery Mess, Duke of York's Square, King's Road, SW3 | Same location as Gallery Mess
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Gallery Mess, 152-154 Kings Road, SW3 | 6 minutes from Gallery Mess
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5 Sloane Terrace, Belgravia, London SW1X | 4 minutes from Gallery Mess
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15 Eccleston Street, Belgravia, Victoria, London SW1W | 10 minutes from Gallery Mess
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1 Sloane Square, SW1W | 4 minutes from Gallery Mess
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82 Duke of York Square, Knightsbridge, London SW3 | 1 minute from Gallery Mess
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34 Kings Road, Knightsbridge, London SW3 | 2 minutes from Gallery Mess
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1 Hester Road, Battersea, London SW11 | 16 minutes from Gallery Mess
The £21 million Dyson Building makes up the largest part of the purpose-built Battersea campus of the prestigious Royal College of Art. Located at 1 Hester ... More
 
 
 
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165 Queen's Gate, South Kensington, South Kensington, London SW7 | 19 minutes from Gallery Mess
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Hyde Park, Hyde Park, London W2 | 23 minutes from Gallery Mess
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1 Cadogan Garden, Knightsbridge, London SW3 | 4 minutes from Gallery Mess
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123 Kings Road, Chelsea, London SW3 | 7 minutes from Gallery Mess
More than just a skincare shop, this branch of Lush on the Kings Road houses the Lush Spa. An overpowering mix of perfumes assaults the nose ... More
 
 
 
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Cadogan Place Gardens North and South
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Cadogan Place, Knightsbridge, London SW1X | 7 minutes from Gallery Mess
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23 Smith Street, Chelsea, Chelsea, London SW3 | 4 minutes from Gallery Mess
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37 Pimlico Road, Belgravia, London SW1W | 5 minutes from Gallery Mess
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The Ebury
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11 Pimlico Road, Pimlico, London SW1W | 6 minutes from Gallery Mess
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Barts
London > Nightlife > Bars
Chelsea Cloisters, Sloane Avenue, Chelsea, London SW3 | 8 minutes from Gallery Mess
Taking its inspiration from the American speakeasy movement, Barts is a tiny, intimate and relaxed bar in South Kensington which promises a refreshingly fun experience - ... More
 
 
 
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Clarendon Cocktail Cellar
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52 Cambridge Street, SW1V | 12 minutes from Gallery Mess
Located under Cambridge Street Kitchen and part of the Artist Residence, the Clarendon Cocktail Cellar bar takes iconic ... More
 
 
 
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The Goring Bar and Lounge
London > Nightlife > Bars
15 Beeston Place, Victoria, London SW1W | 14 minutes from Gallery Mess
With deep red walls, a carpeted floor, leather chairs and a roaring log fire, The Goring Bar and Lounge is the epitome of opulence. Run by ... More
 
 
 
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Royal Hospital Chelsea
London > Business > Venue Hire
Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, London SW3 | 5 minutes from Gallery Mess
Built by Sir Christopher Wren 1682-1692, the Grade I-listed Royal Hospital Chelsea was intended by King Charles II to be a home for soldiers who were ... More
 
 
 
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National Army Museum
London > Business > Venue Hire
Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, Chelsea, London SW3 | 6 minutes from Gallery Mess
With ten, widely different and uniquely versatile rooms, the National Army Museum can help you hold your event, your way. Plan your party in Victorian splendour, ... More
 
 
 
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Thomas Cubitt
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44 Elizabeth St, Belgravia, Victoria, London SW1W | 8 minutes from Gallery Mess
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Victoria and Albert (V & A) Museum 14 minutes walk from Gallery Mess

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Apollo Victoria Theatre 15 minutes walk from Gallery Mess

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Victoria Palace Theatre 16 minutes walk from Gallery Mess

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Natural History Museum 17 minutes walk from Gallery Mess

The annual Wildlife Photographer of the Year exhibition is a highlight of the year at the Natural History Museum, consistently ...More

 
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Science Museum 17 minutes walk from Gallery Mess

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The Other Palace Theatre 18 minutes walk from Gallery Mess

Various performers try out various works in progress and finished musical theatre pieces....More

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