Clapham Grand
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Grand venue for a cheery, beer-soaked night out. It's got a high-ceilinged, galleried hall and a luminous dancefloor that you might expect to find in the most sophisticated West End music venues. These days it plays host to the drunken, weekend antics of Clapham's amiable public school and Australian youth. Good fun, if you're in the mood.COMPETITION: LondonTown has 4 free VIP passes at the Clapham Grand to give away to one lucky reader. You pass enables you VIP fast track access, exclusive use of VIP Balcony Box and a complimentary bottle of bubbly on arrival in your personal fridge in the Balcony Box. To stand a chance of winning the passes simply answer the following question:
Which of these tracks is not a track from the nineties or noughties?
A) Artful Dodger ? Moving too fast
B) Dee-Lite ? Groove is in the heart
C) Neneh Cherry ? Buffalo Stance
Please send your answer and full contact details (name, address and phone number) to competitions@londontown.com by midday on Monday 30th May with "Clapham Grand" in the subject header. First one out of the hat wins - good luck!
Clapham Grand events
Arthur Smith's Laughter Clinic
TIMES 7.30pm PRICING £20
With Arthur Smith, Dr Phil Hammond, Harry Hill, Elena Procopliu and more.
Comedy Carnival
TIMES 8pm-10pm PRICING £14
Fast-paced and energetic stand-up from Imran Yusuf, plus Tom Deacon and MC Pete Jonas.
Glamorous
TIMES 2nd Jun, 9th Jun, 16th Jun, 23rd Jun and 30th Jun 2012 - 10pm-3am PRICING £10, guestlist £5 before 11pm
The residents play funky house, soul, R&B and disco.
A Right Royal Carry On
TIMES 8pm-3am PRICING £15, adv £10, adv tickets from www.normanjay.com/tickets
After a seven-hour stint aboard the Good Times bus at the Thames Diamond Jubilee Pageant, Norman Jay MBE decamps to Clapham Grand for eight hours of house, funk, jazz and soul in the company of a very special guest.
Kisstory Royal Diamond Jubilee Celebration
TIMES 10pm PRICING £5
Justin Wilkes spins house, old skool classics and party anthems.
Comedy Carnival
TIMES 8pm-10pm PRICING £14
Intelligent stand-up from Paul Sinha, plus Paul Pirie and MC Pete Jonas.
Comedy Carnival
TIMES 8pm-10pm PRICING £14
Sharp satire from Holly Walsh, plus John Moloney, Scott Capurro and MC Bryan Lacey.
Comedy Carnival
TIMES 8pm-10pm PRICING £14
Vitriolic stand-up from Andrew Lawrence, plus Earl Okin, Pete Jonas and MC Craig Murray.
Hollywood Tramp, Sunday Recovery, The Lightwings
TIMES 7.30pm-11pm PRICING £10, adv £8
The London-based four-piece plays pop-rock.
Comedy Carnival
TIMES 8pm-10pm PRICING £14
Vitriolic stand-up from Andrew Lawrence, plus Earl Okin, Pete Jonas and MC Craig Murray.
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52-54 Upper Richmond Road, SW15 | 37 minutes from Clapham Grand
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London > Nightlife > Nightclubs
39 Parry Street, Vauxhall, London, Lambeth, London SW8 | 2.5 miles from Clapham Grand
London's biggest and best gay venue, Fire hosts a cluster of different club nights including more and more straight-friendly one-off parties over the weekends. Newly redesigned ...More
London > Nightlife > Nightclubs
65 Clapham Park Road, London, SW4 | 35 minutes from Clapham Grand
Central London prices don't act as any kind of deterrent to the well-heeled folk of Clapham, and this large bar/club is absolutely packed by midnight at ...More
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London > Nightlife > Bars
35-37 Battersea Rise, London, SW11 | 8 minutes from Clapham Grand
From the same team that brought you the flagship Establishment in Parsons Green comes this equally excellent Battersea branch. Occupying the site of the former American ...More
London > Nightlife > Wine Bars
126 St John's Hill, London, SW11 | 9 minutes from Clapham Grand
All of the 120-plus wines at Artisan & Vine have been specially selected for being both local and natural. A term too loosely applied in many ...More
London > Events > Exhibitions Dates: Thursday 31st May 2012 - 7.30pm
Clapham Grand, 21-25 St John's Hill, Clapham, SW11 | At Clapham Grand
With Arthur Smith, Dr Phil Hammond, Harry Hill, Elena Procopliu and more....More
London > Events > Exhibitions Dates: Saturday 2nd June 2012 - 11am-8pm
Battersea Arts Centre (BAC), Lavender Hill, SW11 | 10 minutes from Clapham Grand
Short talks, music and film about people and activities associated with the building since 1893....More
London > Events > Theatre Dates: 30th May to 2nd Jun 2012 - Various Times
Theatre 503, 503 Battersea Park Road, SW11 | 15 minutes from Clapham Grand
Hightide Festival Theatre presents Mike Noble and James Marchant in Vickie Donoghue's drama about growing up without the space to dream in the Essex badlands....More
London > Entertainment > Arts Centres
Lavender Hill, London, SW11 | 10 minutes from Clapham Grand
Carrying many of London's best fringe productions, the Battersea Arts Centre is one of the best off-West End theatres and art venues in the capital. A ...More
London > Entertainment > Theatres
Old Town Hall, Lavender Hill, Battersea, London, SW11 | 10 minutes from Clapham Grand
Carrying many of London's best fringe productions, the Battersea Arts Centre is one of the best off-West End theatres in the capital. A Grade II listed ...More
London > Entertainment > Theatres
503 Battersea Park Road, London, SW11 | 15 minutes from Clapham Grand
Originally created by the team behind the Gate Theatre in Notting Hill, the 503 is a well-designed theatre nestled above the busy Latchmere pub on Battersea ...More
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London > Attractions > Other Attractions
Unit 1 & 2 Yelverton Road, Battersea, London, SW11 | 13 minutes from Clapham Grand
An independent brewery on an unlikely housing estate in Battersea, Sambrook's was set up in August 2008 to give London drinkers some local brews to choose ...More
London > Attractions > Attractions for Kids
Albert Bridge Road, Battersea Park, London, SW11 | 27 minutes from Clapham Grand
Battersea Park Children's Zoo is home to a host of glorious creatures. There are farmyard animals, flamingos, otters and monkeys, as well as peacocks which roam ...More
London > Attractions > Art Galleries
Battersea Park, London, SW11 | 27 minutes from Clapham Grand
Built in 1861, the Pumphouse Gallery was originally a Victorian water tower supplying water to the lakes and cascades in Battersea Park. Following renovation, the building ...More
London > Shopping > Clothing
Shopstop at Clapham Junction Station, 1-20 St Johns Hill, London, SW11 | 2 minutes from Clapham Grand
With its mix of clothes, cards and kitsch toys, Joy is ideal as a gift hunting ground. Even if you object to them calling themselves an ...More
London > Shopping > Food and Drink Shops
48-50 St John's Road, London, SW11 | 2 minutes from Clapham Grand
Jamie Oliver's bid to single handedly take over the culinary landscape of the UK (...then the world!) continues apace with Recipease, a food store where you ...More
London > Shopping > House and Garden
8 Grant Road, London, SW11 | 4 minutes from Clapham Grand
Handmade wooden beds, matresses and furniture that are a class above your average flat packed homeware. All the timber is ethically sourced and fairly traded, with ...More
London > Restaurants > Italian restaurants
64 Battersea Rise, London, SW11 | 5 minutes from Clapham Grand
Pizza & Pasta ...More
London > Restaurants > Thai restaurants
58 Battersea Rise, London, SW11 | 5 minutes from Clapham Grand
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London > Restaurants > South East Asian restaurants
75-79 Battersea Rise, London, SW11 | 5 minutes from Clapham Grand
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London > Education > Cookery Courses
10 Ballingdon Road, Wandsworth, London, SW11 | 19 minutes from Clapham Grand
Get the kids interested in learning can be difficult, especially with regards to a foreign language. However, if they start at a young age what can ...More
London > Education > Universities and Colleges
15-25 Howie Street, London, SW11 | 26 minutes from Clapham Grand
The Royal College of Art is one of London's most prestigious art colleges and the world's only wholly postgraduate university of art and design. It has ...More
London > Education > Evening Classes
93 Hazelbourne Road, London, SW12 | 33 minutes from Clapham Grand
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London > Leisure > Parks and Gardens
Albert Bridge Road, Battersea Park, London, Battersea, London SW11 | 31 minutes from Clapham Grand
Situated on the south side of the Thames, facing Chelsea, Battersea Park caters for everyone within its 200-acre space. Firstly, there's lots of water - ...More
London > Leisure > Activities
Ranelagh Gardens, London, SW6 | 31 minutes from Clapham Grand
If you know anyone who's a member of The Hurlingham Club get them to take you there. A true gem in the middle of Fulham, the ...More
London > Leisure > Parks and Gardens
66 Royal Hospital Garden, London, Chelsea, London SW3 | 35 minutes from Clapham Grand
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Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, London, Chelsea, London SW3 | 1.7 miles from Clapham Grand
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66 Royal Hospital Road, Chelsea, London, Chelsea, London SW3 | 35 minutes from Clapham Grand
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What's On Today Near Clapham Grand Arthur Smith's Laughter Clinic Exhibitions | On 31st May 2012 Clapham Grand At Clapham Grand With Arthur Smith, Dr Phil Hammond, Harry Hill, Elena Procopliu and more....More Thursdays at Wessex House Clubbing and Nightlife | Until 31st May 2012 Wessex House 1 minutes walk from Clapham Grand DJ Johnny G spins Latin music, plus salsa dance lessons....More Salsa Classes Sporting Events | Until 31st May 2012 Wessex House 1 minutes walk from Clapham Grand ...More Mudlarks Theatre | Until 2nd June 2012 Theatre 503 15 minutes walk from Clapham Grand Hightide Festival Theatre presents Mike Noble and James Marchant in Vickie Donoghue's drama about growing up without the space to ...More Swinging Cats Concerts | Until 31st May 2012 Le QuecumBar 18 minutes walk from Clapham Grand Vintage jazz outfit led by multi-instrumentalist Richard White....More Nicolas Meier Concerts | On 31st May 2012 606 Club 1.19 miles from Clapham Grand Jazz from the guitarist and his band featuring violinist Lizzie Ball....More Bogan Bingo Leisure | Until 31st May 2012 The Underdog 1.37 miles from Clapham Grand Two rock dudes with mullets preside over the balls to a rock soundtrack, plus an air guitar competition....More Twisted Thursdays Clubbing and Nightlife | Until 31st May 2012 Aquum Bar 1.58 miles from Clapham Grand Benny Blanco spins house and old skool sounds....More Indefinitely Concerts | Until 31st May 2012 64th & Social 1.58 miles from Clapham Grand The band plays rock covers....More
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