Clapham Grand
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Grand venue for a cheery, beer-soaked night out. It's got a high-ceilinged, galleried hall and a luminous dancefloor that you might expect to find in the most sophisticated West End music venues. These days it plays host to the drunken, weekend antics of Clapham's amiable public school and Australian youth. Good fun, if you're in the mood.COMPETITION: LondonTown has 4 free VIP passes at the Clapham Grand to give away to one lucky reader. You pass enables you VIP fast track access, exclusive use of VIP Balcony Box and a complimentary bottle of bubbly on arrival in your personal fridge in the Balcony Box. To stand a chance of winning the passes simply answer the following question:
Which of these tracks is not a track from the nineties or noughties?
A) Artful Dodger ? Moving too fast
B) Dee-Lite ? Groove is in the heart
C) Neneh Cherry ? Buffalo Stance
Please send your answer and full contact details (name, address and phone number) to competitions@londontown.com by midday on Monday 30th May with "Clapham Grand" in the subject header. First one out of the hat wins - good luck!
Clapham Grand events
Comedy Carnival
TIMES 8pm-10pm PRICING £14
Surreal one-liners and storytelling from New Zealand stand-up Jarred Christmas, comedian magician Pete Firman, Andrew Bird, plus MC David Morgan.
Glamorous
TIMES 10pm-3am PRICING £10, guestlist £5 before 11pm
The residents play funky house, soul, R&B and disco.
Stand Up For The Week: Work In Progress Shows
TIMES 6.30pm PRICING phone for prices
Jon Richardson, Seann Walsh, Josh Widdicombe, Sara Pascoe, Paul Chowdhry and Andrew Lawrence rehearse new material for the Channel 4 TV show.
Arthur Smith's Laughter Clinic
TIMES 7.30pm PRICING £20
With Arthur Smith, Dr Phil Hammond, Harry Hill, Elena Procopliu and more.
Comedy Carnival
TIMES 8pm-10pm PRICING £14
Fast-paced and energetic stand-up from Imran Yusuf, plus Tom Deacon and MC Pete Jonas.
Glamorous
TIMES 2nd Jun, 9th Jun, 16th Jun, 23rd Jun and 30th Jun 2012 - 10pm-3am PRICING £10, guestlist £5 before 11pm
The residents play funky house, soul, R&B and disco.
A Right Royal Carry On
TIMES 8pm-3am PRICING £15, adv £10, adv tickets from www.normanjay.com/tickets
After a seven-hour stint aboard the Good Times bus at the Thames Diamond Jubilee Pageant, Norman Jay MBE decamps to Clapham Grand for eight hours of house, funk, jazz and soul in the company of a very special guest.
Kisstory Royal Diamond Jubilee Celebration
TIMES 10pm PRICING £5
Justin Wilkes spins house, old skool classics and party anthems.
Comedy Carnival
TIMES 8pm-10pm PRICING £14
Intelligent stand-up from Paul Sinha, plus Paul Pirie and MC Pete Jonas.
Comedy Carnival
TIMES 8pm-10pm PRICING £14
Sharp satire from Holly Walsh, plus John Moloney, Scott Capurro and MC Bryan Lacey.
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8 Grant Road, London, SW11 | 4 minutes from Clapham Grand
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What's On Today Near Clapham Grand Glamorous Clubbing and Nightlife | Until 26th May 2012 Clapham Grand At Clapham Grand The residents play funky house, soul, R&B and disco....More Comedy Carnival Comedy | On 26th May 2012 Clapham Grand At Clapham Grand Surreal one-liners and storytelling from New Zealand stand-up Jarred Christmas, comedian magician Pete Firman, Andrew Bird, plus MC David Morgan....More Wessex Forplay Clubbing and Nightlife | Until 26th May 2012 Wessex House 1 minutes walk from Clapham Grand DJ Ben Adiktion plays party classics, pop and old school hits....More Saturday at The Alchemist Clubbing and Nightlife | Until 26th May 2012 Alchemist 10 minutes walk from Clapham Grand DJ Top Notch spins pop, party classics and hits from the 1980s and 1990s....More The Good Neighbour Open Days Exhibitions | Until 2nd June 2012 Battersea Arts Centre (BAC) 10 minutes walk from Clapham Grand Short talks, music and film about people and activities associated with the building since 1893....More Ray Lee: Ethometric Museum Exhibitions | Until 26th May 2012 Battersea Arts Centre (BAC) 10 minutes walk from Clapham Grand Performance piece from the acclaimed sound artist, using an orchestra of machines to create his work....More Sporting Spuds Theatre | Until 26th May 2012 Battersea Arts Centre (BAC) 10 minutes walk from Clapham Grand John Hegley's solo show takes sporting endeavour into a different realm, which features poetry, chanting and the newly invented game ...More 14 Tables: Scratch Theatre | Until 26th May 2012 Battersea Arts Centre (BAC) 10 minutes walk from Clapham Grand 30 Bird Productions presents a scratch performance exploring modern relationships and sexuality. Created by Mehrdad Seyf, Mamoru Iriguchi and Jessamin ...More Legs 11 & External Theatre | Until 26th May 2012 Battersea Arts Centre (BAC) 10 minutes walk from Clapham Grand A double bill of contemporary theatre pieces: performance artist Tom Marshman's solo piece about how he entered, and reached the ...More
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