Maggie's

You couldn't make it up: a Margaret Thatcher-themed nightclub on the border of Fulham and Chelsea and owned by a couple of Old Etonians. In Maggie's, on the Fulham Road, customers are even treated to snippets of Thatcher's most famous speeches played over in a loop in the toilets. If anything is going to give you stage fright at the urinal, well, that's it. But it's not just about the Iron Lady here: Maggie's is in fact a general tribute to the 80s. Alongside cartoon murals of Thatcher on the wall, you'll find the likes of Ronald Reagan, Mr T from the A Team, Super Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog all congregating; the tables look like giant Rubik's cubes and there's a liberal collection of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles figurines dotted around the place. Given its location and prized icon, it's probably no surprise that guests must pay a ?15 entrance fee and stump up ?250 to reserve a table. Those feeling really flush can pick up a bottle of champagne signed by Thatcher herself for a cool ?5,000.